Ha! HaHa! HaHaHa!!!
Remind us to tweet Justin Long and tell him how thankful we are. We laughed so hard, we're pretty sure we got some ab exercise in there, LOL!!
Justin parodies Mitt Romney and The Office in this HIGHlarious video we've uploaded for U!!
Watch what the wonders of firing people can do for the country!
PresSsSsSs PlaaaYYy!!!

David Cross did not like The Chipmunk series.
At all.
The Arrested Development star was signed to a three-picture deal with the series.
Cross had the following to say about his experience:
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Welp! We guess she's not dating Will Kopelman anymore!
Last night, Drew Barrymore left Playhouse (yep, the club all The Hills kids went to) with THIS mystery man, hand-in-hand!
Innnnteresting.
Meanwhile, we're still wondering if she and Justin Long will end up happily ever after. Sorry, Leighton!
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Sorry, Drew Barrymore!
Zooey Deschanel is about to lock lips with the awkwardly cute Justin Long!!!
Her new sitcom, New Girl, will have him guest star as a music teacher for whom she gets the hots for.
Since apparently she likes to sing to herself, this is gonna be a match made in heaven — well, at least for three episodes. ha!
We liiiike this. They're both lovably dorky, we can totally see them makin' out!
Get it, get it guurl!
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Good for her. She needs a pleasant distraction from her mama drama!
Sources report that Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester is still dating Going The Distance costar Justin Long. In the past few weeks, they've
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Are you ready for some juicy gossip about this Gossip Girl star??? Wait till you hear this!
Us Weekly reports that Leighton Meester had quite a busy weekend. On Sunday, girlfriend was spotted "making out" with her Country Strong costar Garret Hedlund at the Sunset Marquis.
Umph! Jealous! Such a sexpot!
THEN,
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Remember a while back when we did a post on Justin Long setting up his friend Joey Kern with his other friend Ginnifer Goodwin? And that it seemed like he was the best match-maker ever because it was a whirlwind and they eventually got engaged??
Well, we're sad to report that those two have split, and the wedding is off.
Apparently they "broke up a few weeks ago."
Sorry, Justin! So close! Keep working on that matchmaking formula because you almost had it!
Ginnifer and Joey, hope everything is okay!
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