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Bradley Cooper In Talks To Produce And Maybe Give A Tour De France Force Performance In Lance Armstrong Biopic!

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Looks like Bradley Cooper has decided to help tell the story of The Legend of Doper Lance!

Okay, so that might not be the title of the upcoming Lance Armstrong movie, but Bradley is in talks to become a producer on Red Blooded American (actual title), and potentially to star in one of the two leading roles of Lance and his whistle-blowing teammate, Tyler Hamilton.

Either way, Bradley would put pedal to the metal in either of these parts, and wouldn't need drugs to enhance his performance either!

We already know how natural Bradley is on a motorcycle, a bicycle should be an easy adjustment!

[Image via WENN.]

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Lance Armstrong Movies Update: Things Are Moving Fast!

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Things are moving fast on all of the Lance Armstrong movies that are jumping to get made, but there's a newcomer that's moving so fast that we're pretty sure the director and Working Title are are doping! LOLz!

They're trying to shoot as soon as THIS FALL for the movie, which is in the early stages still! Director Stephen Frears (who made a pretty great Muhammad Ali movie) seems to be taking his surprise entry in a landscape of Lance movies very seriously!

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Lance Armstrong's Federal Lawsuit Defense Is Hilarious! Find Out What It Is HERE!

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lance armstrong federal lawsuit defense legal ridiculousLance Armstrong's federal lawsuit wants $120 million out of him, but the disgraced cyclist has the most foolproof defense plan ever to get out of it. And it's absurd and hilarious and by 'foolproof' we mean it will NEVER WORK!

Are you ready for this??

Lance says that the case should be thrown out, because

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Lance Armstrong's Livestrong Organization MAY Be Sued By Former Donors!

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lance armstrong charity livestrong being sued by former donorsLance Armstrong may have been banned from biking after being linked to performance enhancing drugs, but the silver lining of the ugly ordeal was that his cancer research charity, Livestrong stayed intact.

The disgraced biker stepped away from the nonprofit organization, but apparently that wasn't enough for some donors who are asking for their money back!

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Lindsay Lohan Visits Oprah For EXCLUSIVE Post-Rehab Interview & Gets Her Own OWN Series!!!

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Talk about a match made in HOLY CRAP!

In the most shocking, jaw-dropping, pinch-us-because-we-must-be-dreaming-about-Zefron news we can remember, Oprah Winfrey has reached down from her magnificent royal tower and extended her glorious hand to the lost and forlorn Lindsay Lohan!!!

In what will be her first interview after finishing up her court-ordered rehab stint, Lindz has agreed to do an exclusive sit-down with The Big O!

Whoa!!! This makes the Lance Armstrong interview look like small (and artificially-enchanced) potatoes!!!

Even CRAZIER, LiLo will be given her own eight-episode documentary series on Oprah's OWN network!!!!

The network's spokesperson confirmed:

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Lance Armstrong Announces First Race Since He Admitted He Was A Cheater!

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Does it get harder or easier to cheat after you've admitted to doing it?

On one hand, you'll have more people watching your every move — on the other, you don't really have to convince people supplying the illegal performance enhancers you're not a cop! LOLz!

Lance Armstrong has just announced his first race since admitting he was a liar, cheater, and completely untrustworthy person. You know, all despite being banned from cycling competitions FOR LIFE.

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Lance Armstrong Mysteriously Sells His House Weeks After Buying It

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He just can’t seem to settle down!

Just months after buying a new house in Austin, Lance Armstrong is already selling it!

The disgraced cyclist sold his Lake Austin home only six weeks after getting the deed, and has quickly moved on.

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