Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Looks like Bradley Cooper has decided to help tell the story of The Legend of Doper Lance!
Okay, so that might not be the title of the upcoming Lance Armstrong movie, but Bradley is in talks to become a producer on Red Blooded American (actual title), and potentially to star in one of the two leading roles of Lance and his whistle-blowing teammate, Tyler Hamilton.
Either way, Bradley would put pedal to the metal in either of these parts, and wouldn't need drugs to enhance his performance either!
We already know how natural Bradley is on a motorcycle, a bicycle should be an easy adjustment!
[Image via WENN.]
Things are moving fast on all of the Lance Armstrong movies that are jumping to get made, but there's a newcomer that's moving so fast that we're pretty sure the director and Working Title are are doping! LOLz!
They're trying to shoot as soon as THIS FALL for the movie, which is in the early stages still! Director Stephen Frears (who made a pretty great Muhammad Ali movie) seems to be taking his surprise entry in a landscape of Lance movies very seriously!
Lance Armstrong's federal lawsuit wants $120 million out of him, but the disgraced cyclist has the most foolproof defense plan ever to get out of it. And it's absurd and hilarious and by 'foolproof' we mean it will NEVER WORK!
Are you ready for this??
Lance says that the case should be thrown out, because
Lance Armstrong may have been banned from biking after being linked to performance enhancing drugs, but the silver lining of the ugly ordeal was that his cancer research charity, Livestrong stayed intact.
The disgraced biker stepped away from the nonprofit organization, but apparently that wasn't enough for some donors who are asking for their money back!
Talk about a match made in HOLY CRAP!
In the most shocking, jaw-dropping, pinch-us-because-we-must-be-dreaming-about-Zefron news we can remember, Oprah Winfrey has reached down from her magnificent royal tower and extended her glorious hand to the lost and forlorn Lindsay Lohan!!!
In what will be her first interview after finishing up her court-ordered rehab stint, Lindz has agreed to do an exclusive sit-down with The Big O!
Even CRAZIER, LiLo will be given her own eight-episode documentary series on Oprah's OWN network!!!!
The network's spokesperson confirmed:
Does it get harder or easier to cheat after you've admitted to doing it?
On one hand, you'll have more people watching your every move — on the other, you don't really have to convince people supplying the illegal performance enhancers you're not a cop! LOLz!