We can't help but wonder if Christian Grey would like this outfit! Ha!
Seriously, though, Dakota Johnson will have to deal with our awful 50 Shades of Grey puns for at least another year.
We apologize in advance!
Though we adore her, the 25-year-old actress disappointed with a simple red one-shoulder Saint Laurent to the Oscars in Los Angeles on Sunday afternoon.
We want her to wear something ultra glamorous! We want something fabulous and outrageous!
Something like what her mother Melanie Griffith wore — a striking long-sleeved black dress with sexy, square neckline! HELLO!
Is it wrong to say that the 57-year-old outdressed her own daughter? Because she totally did!
Take tips from mom, girl!
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