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Finally! Time to get the career back on track!

Mischa Barton, after despising the way she was portrayed on Fearne Cotton's reality show, signed on to do her own show to portray her in a more positive light. Yesterday, Mischa was spotted out and about El Lay, with a camera crew close to her lederhosens.

Yes, we are calling into question this outfit you're sporting, Misch! Did you just escape from a cuckoo clock? What's this ensemble all about? It horribly put together and ruins the fact that your shoes are fierce!

But we're excited to see that filming is underway! That means we'll get to watch it for ourselves soon enough!

Oh goodie goodie! Personal time with Mischa! What kind of wondrous things will she say and do for the cameras?!

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Looks like someone was having a rough morning!

Mischa Barton was spotted driving her cadillac around West Hollywood the other day and looking a little worse for the wear!

Get some sleep, bb! Run down is not a good look for you!

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Ouch! She does not look happy.

While getting hair extensions at a West Hollywood salon, Mischa Barton seems to be in a great deal of pain.

Wonder if her guy is doing it right. We're pretty sure it's not supposed to hurt.

Poor thing. Bet it'll be worth it in the end!

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Uh-oh!

Mischa Barton is apparently livid over the way she was portrayed during her appearance on Fearne Cotton's show, and is now lashing out at the British TV personality!

She says:

"I think Fearne Cotton's show is a joke and she's a joke. I can't hear Fearne's name without seeing red. I wish I hadn't done it and that's bad because there are enough misconceptions about me in the press. She's got nothing to lose if she makes a more salacious story, she's only got everything to gain. I just find her messed up, to be honest. Fearne never let on that she was irritated about waiting. She acts like everything's so great and she loves you and they cut it together and make it seem like it was a terribly painful experience for them. I don't want to start a feud with her, it's not worth it to me. She likes the fame, it doesn't affect her like it affects the people she's documenting."

Sorry, bb, but that's the risk you take when you sign up to do a show like that!

And we doubt that Fearne could have spinned it THAT much - in fact, we think that you're just mad that she didn't spin it in your FAVOR!

Sour grapes!

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According to reports, Mischa Barton is heading back to El Lay after she was dumped by her Brit DJ boyfriend, Ali Love. The reason, ironically enough, was the Ali couldn't deal with all the fame that came with being Mushy's beau.

Um, what fame? It's been a long time since anyone has cared about what that D-lister is up to! Please!

Still, he is sticking to his story, reportedly telling friends he wasn't expecting to get so much attention and "values his privacy" too much to continue seeing Mischa. So he broke up with her.

But unlike her career, she isn't giving up on him. Pals of the pair say that it may not be out of the realm of possibility that they could reconcile.

Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. Again, let's be clear. No one cares whether you are together or not, so just chose one and stick with it. And if you are doing this simply for the publicity, consider this one a FAIL!

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Give up? You mean that ratty blonde dye job didn't give it away?!

It's Mushy Farton sillies! You can't see her face because shortly before this picture was taken, a wise person on the street alerted her that she had said flabby ass. What you are seeing here is Mushy and her squishy tushy fleeing from the Bardot lounge before anyone else could take a crack at her!

Poor thing! She has nothing left to lose - except maybe some ass fat!

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Sounds like somebody's a little bitter that she willingly gave up her only shot at relevancy!

That mess Mushy Farton recently put down her bong long enough to talk about her time on The O.C., and she couldn't even think of anything nice to say about the smash show!

She mushes:

"As fun as it was and cool as it was, it spawned all these reality TV shows like The Real O.C. and The Real Laguna or whatever. That's gotten a bit out of control… For me, it's a bit funny because I feel like I almost aided the problem for young girls and for that genre."

Seriously, Mush Mush??

We're pretty sure that you have always been much more of a trainwreck than Marissa Cooper, so maybe you should be grateful that you even had the opportunity to be a part of the series!

You know, until you decided you were better than it and subsequently killed your career by quitting!

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