That. Just. Happened!
Next, Yoncé backed up for an intense
Three times the episodes means three times the drama!
The highlights from the clip are definitely Dorinda Medley's alleged drug use, Sonja Morgan's drinking habits, Countess LuAnn de Lessep's strained engagement, and Jules Wainstein's divorce… but we're mostly going to be tuning in just to see Bethenny finally get taken down a peg or two!
Who would have thought we'd ever live to see Ramona Singer as the voice of reason?! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out a sneak peek of next week's RHONY reunion (below)!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE WITHOUT DORINDA?!
Fans of Real Housewives of New York are well aware the criminally underrated series is easily the best city in the entire Bravo line-up… but one of its stars is trying to sabotage her own show!
Or at least, it sure seems that way now that fan-favorite Dorinda Medley is championing one of the least liked 'wives in the franchise to make the move over to NYC.
While speaking to PEOPLE Now on Monday, the 51-year-old reality star was asked how she foresees the show moving forward following Season 8's dramatic reunion taping, answering:
RHONJ meets OITNB!
Most noteworthy: she was never actually behind any bars!!!
While her reasoning for why she keeps referring to her minimum-security jail as "camp" was interesting enough… Teresa really caught our attention when she started dishing on the "strictly scissoring" that goes on between the inmates!
According to Tre, the best places to engage in some lesbian sex were
Talk about awkward!
While the two men talked on a WIDE range of subjects, one of our favorite moments of the night had to be when Andy started quizzing the Brit on some of his former female costars — including Renee Zellweger, Sarah Jessica Parker, Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore, and Julianne Moore!
During the segment, the late night host asked Hugh a series of questions about his former on-screen loves and the actor made a MAJOR mistake by
Fleshofthestars.com sure would come in handy right about now…
Luckily, celebrities really are just like us, which means they were just as curious about the two icons' recent naked penis pics as you were!
Whose penis was he most impressed by? Let's just say the actor is clearly a bigger fan of The Hobbit than he is Purpose!
But that might just have to do with the fact that he's already seen JB's peen before! HA!
Ch-ch-check out Seth Rogen's thoughts on Hollywood's week in peen (below)!!!
Bethenny better be careful… or else she may not have many friends left in NYC!
Not only is Jules getting attention for her very brave eating disorder plotline, but her pending divorce from husband Michael Wainstein has been making international headlines for just how crazy it is!
However, it seems as though the mother-of-two's lawyers now want her to keep quiet about the proceedings, because she stopped by Watch What Happens Live! after Wednesday night's RHONY… and she could barely find the words for any of Andy Cohen's questions.
Luckily, her BFF Dorinda Medley was right by her side to serve as a mouthpiece, and she actually confirmed that while Jules and Michael are still living together… her bestie DID in fact know his mistress after all!
On the other hand, Bethenny made sure to live-tweet her frenemies' episode, where she pretty much called Jules a cheater as well, saying:
DAYUM. Andy Cohen ain't playin'!
It's no secret that Bethenny Frankel has been questioning the validity of Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' engagement already this season… but now the other Real Housewives of New York are following her suit.
That's because on Wednesday's all new episode of the docuseries, both Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan dropped revelations about Lu's relatively new fiancé Tom D'Agostino, Jr. — and Bravo actually brought the video evidence to back them up!
As you may remember, Sonja had already divulged to the ladies that she had been sleeping with Tom for TEN YEARS prior to the proposal… but when Ramona echoed her story, Bravo actually found footage of the husband-to-be flirting with the RHONY OG and her friends way back in Season One!!!
Pair that with next week's teaser suggesting that Bethenny will most likely tell LuAnn about the video she has of Tom making out with another woman… we're starting to wonder if we'll ever even make it to a wedding?!
Craziness. All around.
Ch-ch-check out the highlight of Wednesday night's RHONY (below)!!!