Australiastic News Archive
This Guy Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Surf On Top Of A Dead Whale! Until He Was Almost Eaten By Sharks!
Well here's something you certainly don't hear everyday!
Harrison Williams has always had a flair for the extreme, but he took things to a whole new level with his latest "stunt" this weekend when he decided to climb onto a dead whale carcass!
On Saturday afternoon, the Quinns Rocks, Australia native was out on a boat with a few of his buddies when he spotted the dead whale and thought it would be funny to "surf" on it!
The only problem (other than the fact that this is TOTALLY disgusting) is once he mounted the whale, he noticed he was completely surrounded by tiger sharks looking for a meal!
This Story About A Family Selling Their Cat In Order To Sell Their Home Sounds Cute At First… But Is It Really??
A family in Australia was trying to sell its Melbourne home but was having a bit of trouble getting the price it wanted.
That is, until they threw in their family pet and got another $123,062.01 for it!
If you live in Australia, there's a good chance you've seen a kangaroo in the wild.
But that doesn't make it any less of a sight when two of the beasts make their way into a suburban neighborhood.
They're so majestic, like giant deer, but made of pure muscle, with huge, thick tails and sharp claws.
And they use those assets to mess up rival kangaroos during mating season, apparently!
This might seem pretty crazy, but we totally get doing anything for our pets.
A woman in Australia paid $200 to have a tumor removed from her pet goldfish George!! She loved George and had had him for ten years so she couldn't just let him suffer.
So she had a legit vet take her fish in for surgery! Like, real surgery, with anesthesia and all!
Rebel Wilson is one little hot Aussie dish, so it's natural that she's teamed up with DISH to be the voice of their sassy Kangaroo, named Hopper.
Unfortunately, we don't get to actually see Rebel's golden blonde hair or sparkling smile, but we do get to hear that sex-ay accent so, really, can we ask for more??
Check out the kangatastic commercial (above)!
Kristen Bell looooooves animals. Heck, she literally broke down and cried once because she saw a sloth.
Seriously. That actually happened.
Anywayz, she told a story to Craig Ferguson about how she went to a rescue petting zoo for injured animals while in Australia one day.
She saw an injured kangaroo, and she couldn't do anything other than lay down with it and just spoon away!
So… did her hubby Dax Shepard get in on the spooning action??
Apparently not, according to her, he "doesn't have the balls."
Whoa! Dems fightin' words! LOLz!
Wanna hear the whole story behind how the spooning went down?
Then check out the video (above) and enjoy the anecdote!