Things are about to get dirty.
Strike a pose!
Ben was all about that Blue Steel while Penelope kept it casual and still managed to look like a goddess.
Then there was Owen Wilson in a sweater with some sort of cave painting situation going on. Are those antelope or horses prancing around???
Too much Blue Steel!
At a screening of Zoolander 2 in Sydney on Tuesday, the two were on their ridiculously good-looking game as seasoned red carpet professionals.
Heidi may have even outranked Derek in her cut-out black Bec & Bridge gown that revealed skin from every angle, although the one-time male model of the year looked dashing in his blue suit.
Hmm…we guess this one's a draw.
[Image via Getty Images.]
Holy crap, this is actually unbelievable!
Anna Wintour is like a president on the last year of her last term — she doesn't care anymore!
Penelope Cruz also makes the shot, but STILL! We would have expected Derek in the spread but not on the actual mag cover! And doing Blue Steel too? We're in fashion heaven!
The editorial features more of DZ and PC doing more really, really, ridiculously good-looking model stuff like having a walk-off and going out for orange mocha frappuccinos.
Just kidding! But it does have some hilarious shots of Derek with a saddle on his back while Penelope takes a pic, LOLz!
[Image via Vogue.]
Believe it or not, there was a time when Anna Wintour was all hot and bothered over a certain male model: Derek Zoolander!
She talked about Benny, saying:
We can see it. After all, he’s a model, idiot!
What's more shocking are Anna's other crushes like Roger Federer and, wait for it, PUFF DADDY!
That’s right, Puffy could have been Diddy-ing Anna back in the day. Ha!
[Image via Daniel Deme and FayesVision/WENN.]
A Valentino clutch, diamond jewels and messy tresses polished off the future Mrs. Theroux's look.
They're totes the A-list version of Kimye! Ha!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]