
We have to admit, if we were going to be as stupid to break into a celeb's home to eat their pastries and relax in their bathtub, we'd choose Celine Dion's too.
Which is basically what one man did when he broke into her Montreal mansion.
36-year-old Daniel Bedard was arrested and charged with breaking and entering, auto theft, and causing property damage after he stole keys from her husband's car and used them to break into their home.
A spokesman for the police who caught the man said that he "opened the water faucets, was pouring a nice warmish bath (and) he even managed to eat some pastry that was in the fridge."
Ha!
When police caught the man coming down the staircase, after he tripped an alarm, he asked, "Hey, guys what are doing here?"
WTF!! He must have REALLY made himself comfortable in her home. Celine, if we were you, we'd wash ALL the sheets (twice) and beef up security!
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According to the star's Facebook, The Oprah Winfrey Network will air Celine: 3 Boys and a New Show this Fall.
Celine Dion's ninety minute special will take a behind-the-scenes look at how she manages her new Las Vegas show among her many duties as a mother.
Watch it October 1 at 9pm (ET) in the States and October 2 at 9pm (ET) in Canada on OWN!
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Cee-Lo Green is ready to see his name in bright lights on the Vegas strip — but is anyone else?
The Voice judge announced on the Today Show he wants to be "this generation's" answer to Cher and Celine Dion by having a residency in Sin City.
Umm…isn't that a little pre-mature?
Cee-Lo said
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A truly tragic day, indeed.
We're absolutely devastated to report that one of our FAVORITE tumblrs of all time, Ridiculous Pictures of Céline Dion, has been shut down for good - because the greatest singer in ze world discovered its existence, and was apparently none too pleased!
According to a message on the site:

"I have a lot of help that I didn't think I needed. My sister, Linda is like my childrens' second mother. It's pretty amazing, because she wanted to have 14 children and can't have any."
- Celine Dion to Star Magazine on motherhood
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Because Celine Dion went through a lot to have those babies. They're getting nothing but the best and so should you!
If you're a new momma and you're looking to buy the best baby monitor on the market, look no further than Angel Care Monitor system, endorsed by the mega, ultra Titanic-sized power diva herself!
It comes with all kinds of gadgets and gizmos and modes that we're not really sure are completely necessary - then again we don't have a baby - but it looks pretty sweet and sophisticated. Look how peaceful Celine looks having one. Her babies are safe and she knows it!
And look! It's available at Wal-Mart! Reliable and affordable! Who could ask for anything more???
Hmm. Wonder how many more baby products Celine will get behind by the end of the year? When's the last time Gerber had themselves a celebrity endorser???
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Flawlessness!!!!!
We (and one of our besties) had the pleasure of seeing Queen Celine's new Vegas show on Friday night - again! - and something very surprising happened.
Celine - and the show - was EVEN BETTER than the first time!
There is a new million dollar finale that is one of the most breathtaking things we have ever seen!
And Celine is the closest thing to perfection a vocalist and performer can be, just spot-on every single time!
Love! Love! Love!
Watch Celine Dion's touching speech to Oprah Winfrey and her performance of Because You Loved Me at the 2011 Daytime Emmy Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday night (above)!
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