We give it six months before he has a reality show called Stand By Me, where he looks for love with pathetic, disease-ridden, Rock of Love castoffs!

After seven years of marriage, Corey Feldman and his wife Suzie are getting a divorce.

Suzie filed for the split citing irreconcilable differences and demanding that Corey not only pay her attorney fees, but also provide spousal support and give her full custody. (The couple have a 5 year old kid together.)

Sounds like he did something to piss her off! She'll probably be better off anyway. Though, we don't know how much spare money he has to give her for spousal support. We can't even remember the last thing he was in!

Oh wait, yes we do - a reality show!

We're telling you- six months, nine months TOPS, this guy will be VH1's next Bret Michaels.

[Image via WENN.]

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One could argue that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but in this case…

We'd rather not!!!!!!

Corey Feldman showed up at the Staples Center in Los Angeles for Michael Jackson's public memorial on Tuesday dressed like, well, the man of the hour.

Feldman was costumed as Michael Jackson during his Dangerous era. He was sporting a black military-style jacket, black fedora and sunglasses along with strands of his hair hanging in front of his face.

The 80s child star used a tissue to wipe tears from under his sunglasses, as John Mayer look on puzzled.

If John Mayer is calling out your douchebaggery, then you need to take a long look in the mirror and think about what you've done!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Left: Amber Carter, the 4th grade teacher who moonlighted as a prostitute before getting busted by police. Right: Corey Feldman.

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'80s hasbeen Corey Feldman celebrated his wife's 40th birthday at The Bank in Las Vegas on Friday night.

1) Check your gloss before you walk down the red carpet to make sure your lips don't look like you've been sucking Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole.

and

2) Never borrow your clothes from Michael Jackson's closet*.

*Unless it's his fabulous Peter Pan outfit that you wanna wear at the Halloween party. That's acceptable.

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