'80s hasbeen Corey Feldman celebrated his wife's 40th birthday at The Bank in Las Vegas on Friday night.

1) Check your gloss before you walk down the red carpet to make sure your lips don't look like you've been sucking Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole.

and

2) Never borrow your clothes from Michael Jackson's closet*.

*Unless it's his fabulous Peter Pan outfit that you wanna wear at the Halloween party. That's acceptable.

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