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You make Ashton Kutcher PAY for that wandering peen of his, Demi Moore!

Even though Demi is a millionaire in her own right and doesn't NEED mo' money from her soon-to-be ex-husband, that doesn't mean she isn't asking for the normal State-of-California divorce financial settlement, which generally calls for all assets to be split in HALF….

And currently, Ashton's assests are HUGE, and we are surprisingly NOT talking about his penis!

A senior partner at a boutique LA family law firm explains:

Even though their marriage is long, LONG over, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are only now getting down to ending things.

And while Demi requested spousal support in the split, she might not walk away a totally happy camper.

Yet somehow the two are actually close to a financial settlement!

Mizz Moore would likely not get spousal support from a judge if they have to

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Sorry Mila Kunis! Ashton Kutcher isn't the man in shining armor he appears to be.

Nearly 3 months after the funny man filed for divorce, Demi Moore is now asking that her ex-hubby cough up a pretty penny for both spousal support and attorney fees BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER.

On the divorce response filed today, Demi claims that the two didn't separate until November 17, 2011. That is nearly a month after Ashton hooked up with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary in San Diego, CA, having told Sara that he and his then-wifey were already separated!

Demi cited "irreconciliable differences" as cause for the split after six years of marriage and it is very possible that if Ashton refuses

About time!

It's been a loooooong 16 months, but it sounds like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are finally pushing ahead with their divorce.

Though Ashton filed divorce papers in December, a year after the couple split, sources say that Demi is having her legal team make a move today to file paperwork in L.A. If this does come to pass, this will be the first time that Demi makes a definitive response to their falling out — but it also means the pair could be headed to trial.

During this long stretch of limbo time, Demi has been hoping to quietly negotiate a confidential settlement, one that will be equally benefit she and Ashton. Now, it seems she's done playing nice and wants to get this thing over and done with NOW. A source explains:

Oh goodness… what about Harry Morton!?!

Is the Pink Taco restaurateur not a proper distraction??

According to a source close to her, apparently not!

While Ashton Kutcher happily moves on with Mila Kunis, the cougar queen is reportedly finding it difficult to completely move past the demise of her marriage.

Though she's trying, the source says:

Ooooo watch out Harry Morton!

Russell Brand's hands are probably roaming all OVER your lady's AKA Demi Moore's body in various sensitive areas…

But only because she's an avid attendee of Russell's yoga class! PHEW!

AND Russell apparently believes Demi would GREATLY benefit from a spiritual yoga retreat in India that focuses on "cleansing the soul"…

So Demi can FINALLY cleanse her soul of ex-hubby Ashton Kutcher's nagging presence!

An inside source explains: