Somehow, we don't think that's gonna happen, Dennis Rodman!
Maybe he just has faith that it will, because we aren't kidding when we say that Dennis has plans to ride in the Popemobile, among other things to do like meet the new Pope, which will also probably not happen!
The paparazzi caught up with Dennis as he was boarding his plane to Rome yesterday, and asked him a bunch of questions — which he answered — like, what was the weirdest thing Kim Jong Un showed him
That is, if the new Pope even cares one ounce about a retired basketball player who loves Kim Jong Un!
As you can tell with all the fresh threats of destroying the U.S. and invalidating armistices with South Korea, North Korea is in a MUCH better place now that Dennis Rodman has visited! Now, he wants to fix the Catholic Church!
If Kobe Bryant got invited to North Korea… would he go??
That's the question that's weighing heaving on the entire world's mind, and we finally have an answer:
Can we get a show of hands for those who think this is a bad idea and that we should stop Dennis Rodman from going back to North Korea and making things worse?
You know, seeing as North Korea just today decided to say they wanted to launch a pre-emptive nuke strike on the U.S.?
Wow, that's a lot of hands! LOLz!
Still, there's probably not much we can do from keeping Dennis going back to NK
Um, WE AGREE!
Shaq is actually a very level headed guy, even with all his silly antics! So when someone asks him what he thinks of Dennis Rodman going to North Korea, he gives a very good response!
Leaving the diplomacy to diplomats is the BEST answer anyone could give when talking about this situation, as we've totally seen Rodman lose his shizz over Kim Jong Un after days of being pampered and shielded from the harsh truths of the country!
Check out Shaq's full response (above)!
Dennis Rodman, no longer under the protection of Kim Jong Un in North Korea, was kicked out of the Time Hotel in Midtown.
Why do you ask? And why would we bring up his trip to North Korea?
He was kicked out because
Is Kim Jong Un not such a bad guy?
Well, according to the hundreds of thousands of North Korea's own citizens put into prison camps, and everything we've ever heard about him, 99% of everyone would say he's a pretty bad guy — unless you're Dennis Rodman!
Apparently Kim Jong Un has been a Bulls fan for a loooooooong time, with Dennis as one of his favorite players. Knowing that, it comes as NO surprise to us that Kim would be on his best behavior and pull out all the stops to impress Dennis! We're just blown away that Dennis couldn't see past it!
In this bizarre interview with George Stephanopoulos, Dennis gives flippant answers to important questions, and even says the dictator hell-bent on nukes and "destroying" the U.S. isn't such a bad guy — who only wants President Obama to give him a friendly phone call!
Ridic! Watch it (above) for all the weirdness!! And we thought this could be a good opportunity… we just with Dennis had done his homework first.