This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Maybe this will get Hollywood to listen…
It’s been a topic that has been danced around for decades, but Dylan Farrow wants everyone to know exactly what Woody Allen did to her all those years ago.
The open letter, printed in the The New York Times, is very heartfelt, matter-of-fact, and to the point. In fact, it starts out like this:
“What’s your favorite Woody Allen movie? Before you answer, you should know: when I was seven years old, Woody Allen took me by the hand and led me into a dim, closet-like attic on the second floor of our house. He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me. He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we’d go to Paris and I’d be a star in his movies. I remember staring at that toy train, focusing on it as it traveled in its circle around the attic. To this day, I find it difficult to look at toy trains.”
Wow. Srsly heavy stuff. And it only got harder to read when Dylan talked about how she felt after she told her mom, Mia Farrow
What a surprise upset! JK!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Woody's oldest and newest gal pals give him his props for a lifetime of making us laugh!
Award season fast approacheth, and with all the accolades being handed out, there's always a few boos to boot.
The annual Razzie Awards are the stick to the golden carrot of the Oscars, celebrating not the best of the year in film, but the worst!
This year, the pre-nomination ballot is a star-studded affair.
Remember, the movies and performances on this ballot didn't connect with everyone, but it's all subjective. One critic's trash can be another's guilty pleasure!
And there can be only one worst.
But you can see all the potential Razzie nominees …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Well, at least that's what it looks like is going on!
Obviously, they're on set together!
We're not sure what's going on in this scene but it look like something funny.
Diane was seen carrying around a cutie pooch in her Lindberg eyewear during breaks between shots and then once the cameras started rolling, Morgan entered the picture.
Either that dog is trying to escape from Diane's clutches or she's about to drop him or something.
Or she really did steal it! Look at that guilty look on her face! LOLz!
Too cute! We'll see the movie just for the adorbz pupster! Ha!
Check out some more pics (below) of the cutie pup and the two costars.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
What's better than Finding Nemo??
Well, hellooo, nothing! But we totes suspect its sequel Finding Dory will be just as AH-Mazing!
C'mon, could you get better parents? Srsly, we all remember Eugene as Jason Biggs' dad in American Pie!
Okay, okay, so he probably won't be anything like that, but he'll still be HIGHlarious - child-friendly HIGHlarious.
But they aren't the only ones jumping into the water because Ty Burrell will be voicing Bailey the Beluga whale while Albert Brooks will return as the voice of Marlin.
Basically, we're in celebrifish heaven!
P.S. CLICK HERE to find out more celebs who have voiced cartoons!
[Image via PNP/FayesVision/WENN.]
Honestly, we could listen to Diane Keaton talk about tantric sex for DAYS, regardless if she's gettin' her slant on Ellen or not! LOLz!
While chatting it up with Ellen, Diane decided to pull some red wine from her purse. Things get a little giggly, a little sloppy, and she DOES start talking about orgasms and hours upon hours of tantric sex!
The best part of this interview (above) is how Ellen handles it — there's seriously no situation that she can't make hilarious!!
Diane! Give us a call, we want to have a wine night with you!
If there's one person out there aging gracefully, it's Diane Keaton!
She looks so fab for her age!
That's why we're excited to hear that she's following up her memoir with a book about beauty, aging, and being a woman!