We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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Donald Trump is hated by pretty much everyone, but Scotland was first!
In a new, highly hilarious and educational clip, Samantha Bee explores Scotland's hate for the orange excrement, sending comedian Amy Hoggart to the country of "people who are born crotchety" to get tips on how to resist the oppressor.
Amy visits with Michael Forbes, the farmer who back in 2011 wouldn't give up his land so Drumpf could build yet another stupid golf course, and who the billionaire later called a pig for not selling to him.
Forbes fought back by putting a big sign on the side of his shed that read "Trump The Greatest Liar." LOLz! Skewer him!!!
Watch the video (below) to learn who else stood up to the tangerine tantrum-thrower!
The die-hard New England fan, who was in Houston with his his wife, Reah Durham, and their two sons, Michael and Brendan unfortunately had to scoot out of the stadium early as his son wasn't feeling well. Sad!
The actor shared:
More like asshole-in-one…
On Wednesday, U.S. District Court Judge Kenneth Marra ruled that Donald Trump's golf course in Jupiter, Florida — Trump National Golf Club — must pay former members $5.7 million dollars!
Back in 2013, a class action lawsuit was filed against the luxury establishment after 65 individuals claimed the terms of their membership changed when the businessman took over in 2012. As a result, they were unlawfully kicked out of the resort.
Being the cheapskate that he is, the now-President allegedly refused to give people back their deposits — ranging from $35,000 to $210,000 — AND their annual dues.
Trump's team has yet to comment.
Donnie is a failure in both politics AND business!
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Donald Trump is being haunted by the ghosts of voters past!
Unsurprisingly, Late Night had another Trump-focused "A Closer Look" segment on Thursday night amid the President's ridiculous first week in office.
Meyers explained Trump's claims that millions voted illegally in the election were debunked by Democrats, Republicans, and even his own lawyers. So where did Trump's war against voter fraud come from in the first place?
Apparently, German Golf pro Bernhard Langer, who reportedly told the bronzed businessman he couldn't cast his ballot because there were too many Mexicans in front of him at the voting station.
LOL, why are we not the least bit surprised?
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to see Seth rip on POTUS's latest and lamest, like how he ended his first presidential interview with ABC by — you guessed it — bragging about his inauguration size!
We can only imagine what they talked about in the locker room…
Donald Trump has been having very serious meetings with all the best people over the past few weeks — including Billionaire CEOs, Anna Wintour, Kanye West, and a "very nice" letter from Vladimir Putin.
On Friday, the president-elect continued his rounds of high-powered meetings by hitting the golf course with none other than Tiger Woods!
The two hit the links at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, where we can only assume Trump seriously considered the athlete for Secretary of Agriculture. (His name is Woods! Extremely qualified!)
Thanks to photographic evidence provided by the golfer to the left of Trump (above), we can see Woods is still rocking his "Mac Daddy Santa" goatee in full force.
According to a Fox News correspondent, Woods apparently "requested the game" with the incoming POTUS, which reportedly marks Trump's first round since election day.
A senior Trump transition official said the 70-year-old "hasn't played much" this year, adding he only hit the course "maybe once or twice but very little." Because, you know, nationwide "thank you" tours really eat up the schedule.
It's good to know Trump thinks getting Daily Intelligence Briefings is a waste of time, so he has more time shoot the sh*t with Mac Daddy Santa on the golf course!
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