All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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This is actually a pretty smart move on his part!
Tiger Woods has decided to take a leave of absence from golf because he is disappointed in his performance.
But it's not JUST his performance that's been in decline, it's actually his health!
Not only did he lose a tooth in a freak skiing accident with his GF Lindsey Vonn, but he's still recovering from the surgery he went through AND he hurt himself AGAIN on top of that.
Talk about some bad luck!
Taking to his personal website, the golf legend wrote:
Rob Lowe is a truly powerful man.
He has the power of fame and fortune, the power of a supremely handsome face and the power to kill flying birds with golf balls!
Rob went on Conan recently to reveal he hasn't played golf in a long time, ever since… the incident.
Back in 2007, Rob was playing in a celebrity tournament in Iowa. At one point, he "hit a really – I thought – nice sand wedge" which sent his golf ball rocketing through the air and right into a flying American goldfinch!!
That's like a million to one shot! What's even crazier is that was also Iowa's state bird! Oh noes!!
The tournament sponsors crunched some numbers and figured out that the odds of Rob hitting a bird mid-air were one out of
Another one bites the dust!
Tiger Woods' 62-stroke record at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks has been broken… by professional golfer Dustin Johnson!
Mr. Johnson has been absent from the PGA since he tested positive for cocaine in July, but he's still as good as ever!
Well here's a celebrity beef we never saw coming!!
There's no question that Michael Jordan is often regarded as the greatest basketball players of all time, but for those of you who don't already know, he's also become a pretty darn good golfer in his retirement!
Well MJ was recently asked which celebs he would love to putt his stuff with, and he said he wouldn't mind playing a few holes with Barack Obama! However, he quickly changed his mind, saying:
We previously mentioned that some sicko went to a Foster Farms shed near Fresno, California, and murdered a ton of chickens.
Like, a literal ton. As in they legit killed over 900 chickens. With a golf club.
Thankfully, the cops have arrested their suspect. Or, actually, SUSPECTS.