
Luckily his staff was there to prevent the thief from making off with anything!
Guy Ritchie's country house near Salisbury, England was broken into yesterday morning, but his staff grabbed the man and turned him over to the police. A police spokesman explains:
"We were called to a house following a report of a burglary. A 29-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the incident and was taken to Salisbury police station, where he was interviewed by detectives. He was later released on police bail pending further inquiries."
We hope his staff gets a bonus!
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It sounds like it — at least for a little while!
As she'll be filming her upcoming biopic about Wallis Simpson, it makes sense for Madonna to be moving back to London and she's bringing the kids with her to ex-husband Guy Ritchie's delight!
A source dishes:
"The Big Apple hasn't gone sour. M has just rediscovered her interest in Britain. She still owns her place in Marylebone and will be moving back there…She has surrounded herself in the history of the great Royal scandal and that has played a part in stoking her love of all things British once again.
"Guy is hoping the move will be permanent for his sake with the kids, though he isn't holding out much hope. He is desperate to get the kids over here and be able to see them more often."
Sounds like a good idea for their family, but we doubt Madge stays their permanently since she loves New York!
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And those drunkards were Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham!
Katy Perry must be having quite the effect on fiance Russell Brand because he didn't have one drink while pAArtying with the guys on Sunday at the Weinstein-Montblanc pre-Oscar party! He was having enough fun!
"Russ was in hysterics when Jason and Guy were so tipsy they almost fell out of their Bentley and tried to get into the wrong entrance of Soho House," claims a source.
Rich people problems if we ever heard any! Hope you didn't hurt yourself falling out of your expensive car to find your way to the exclusive club.
Douches.

Guy Ritchie can breathe a sigh of relief.
The British director's latest film Sherlock Holmes passed the 200 million dollar mark in America this past weekend and has earned 200 million overseas as well!
That means 400 million big ones were raked in by the movie starring Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law.
Congrats to Guy — this will surely help everyone forget about the disaster that was Swept Away!
Sorry, Madge!
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We knew it!!
Despite reports that her MADGEsty would be silly enough to kick her latest piece's seksi ass to the curb, sources are claiming that she and Baby Jesus Luz are still very much together.
A source witnessed the two at the London premiere party for A Single Man Monday night.
“They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone. They looked like they were still very much an item. Tom Ford was there, and she looked like she wanted to talk to him before she left for the evening. But there’s no doubt she and Jesus were at the party together.”
She even was spotted chatting with ex-husband Guy Ritchie! We hope she wasn't just using Baby Jesus to make him jealous!!
Probably not though.
The Queen of Pop also reportedly took to streets of NYC to get her freak on Wednesday night.
“She came into SL with a huge entourage of guys, but it looked very friendly. At first, she was blocked off by security, but as the night went on she was having such a good time that she was out dancing like everyone else. They made a huge circle, and Madonna looked like she was competing with [“The Hurt Locker’s”] Anthony Mackie and Jeremy Renner. Madonna looked really happy and like she was having a good time, but any attention she got from the men was definitely platonic.”
Phew! We're thrilled to hear the Material Girl is having a great time and is breaking it down!! Take us with you next time!!
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Guy Ritchie's pub is coming stateside and it might carry a new, English beer brand - "Bitta Ritchie."
Examine the layers of that one!
Sources are reporting that Madonna's ex is looking to open two new Punch Bowl pubs in America, one in New York and one in El Lay. Ritchie feels so confident in the idea that he also plans to launch his own beer line coincidingly with the pubs. Two possible registered names include the aforementioned "Bitta Ritchie" and the less exciting "Punch Bowl Ales." A source close to Guy says:
"It's in the early stages of development, he's looking at premises now. Guy is really excited and he's definitely planning some fun ideas with the drinks."
We can't say we're as thrilled.
Can U?
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Walkin' in the rain in Spain!
Guy Ritchie and Jude Law were spotted arm in arm going to dinner in Madrid after the premiere of Sherlock Holmes.
Don't they look so adorable and comfortable with their masculinity?
[Image via Ramey Pix.]