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Oh, poor guy!!!

Why did no one tell him???

Heather Locklear was spotted grabbing dinner at Riva Bella in Beverly Hills on Monday with a mystery man who gave us a nice little sneak peek at his manhood.

Obviously Heather's anonymous friend doesn't get photographed by the papz very much because he didn't know to look in the mirror before stepping out as he forgot to zip up his fly!!!

We can almost hear the papz giggling as they snap the oblivious man!!!

What meanies!

At least he'll never make that mistake again! LOLz!!!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Do you like SCARY MOVIES?!?!?!

Well WE certainly do, and what's scarier than watching Lindsay Lohan getting groped by Charlie Sheen?! LOLz!

Thursday night some of our FAVE stars — Lilo, The Sheen, Heather Locklear, Ashley Tisdale, Mike Tyson, Jerry O'Connell — were out at the Hollywood premiere of Scary Movie 5, and PerezHilton.com has EXCLUSIVE footage of the frighteningly HIGHlarious event!

Watch as The Tis, Jerry, Terry Crews, and SO many more chat about the film AND divulge which movies freak them out (above)!

Oh, and you KNOW Mr. O'Connell talks 50 Shades of Grey… who knew he was such a fan of the KINK!

LOLzz!

Ch-ch-check out TONS of snaps from the Scary Movie 5 premiere (below)!

Oh look!

It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!

Even amidst all her turmoil, it warms out hearts knowing her sense of humor is just as bright as those jewels she wore playing Elizabeth Taylor!

She and Charlie Sheen play former residents of a home ruled by paranormal activity in Scary Movie 5. Hmm… we don't know why, but that just sounds SO familiar! Ha!

But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!

Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!

P.S! OMG… Heather Locklear's spoof of Natalie Portman's Black Swan is just GOLDEN! Damn we love that woman.

Congrats Nolan!

You are the next Revenge character to get a visit from your long lost moumzie.

Gabriel Mann, the dude who plays the Emily's creepy blonde pal, spills someone super-dooper ah-mazing is up for the part as Nolan's nutty mother.

The loose-lipped actor gushed:

Behind FIERCE and nougat, our most cherished word in the English language is reunion!

Imagine our excitement when Entertainment Weekly's reunion special was announced!

Melrose Place! Arrested Development! Clueless!

How'd you know they were our favorites, EW?! Get out of our heads!

Clueless star Alicia Silverstone admits she was initially hesitant to play Cher. After reading the script, she confessed:

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Katy Perry Dated The Recently Deceased Sons Of Anarchy Actor Before She Was Famous! [CLICK HERE]

Rihanna's Tittay Twitpic Tempting Chris Brown Away From Nicole Scherzinger? [CLICK HERE]

Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders: Did They Have Sex Or… [CLICK HERE]

Adele Paints Her Baby Bump Black [CLICK HERE]

Kim Kardashian Skipping Birthday Sex Sex Sex Sex With Kanye West For… An iPhone? [CLICK HERE]

Liam Hemsworth DEMANDS Miley Cyrus Delete Her Twitter Account For Good! [CLICK HERE]

Amanda Bynes Locks Herself Up Again; Firefighter Comes To The Rescue! [CLICK HERE]

Beyoncé NOT Pregnant With Blue Ivy:The Sequel! [CLICK HERE]

50 Shades Crossover With Law & Order: SVU? My Girl Star Set To Play E.L. James! [CLICK HERE]

Kristen Stewart Jokes About Cheating!!! [CLICK HERE]

Ryan Gosling's Boner Entices Emma Watson To Become Ana Steele In 50 Shades Of Grey?
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Demi Moore Hiding Divorce Papers From Ashton Kutcher?! [CLICK HERE]

Kim Kardashian & Scott Disick Receive Mysterious Letter; Put It Under NYPD Investigation! [CLICK HERE]

Heather Locklear Is A 10 On Her 51st Birthday! [CLICK HERE]

[Images via WENN.]

Srsly, HOW IS SHE 51??

Birthday gurl Heather Locklear celebrated the big day with a friends at The Sage Room Restaurant in Malibu Tuesday, lookn' all kinds of seksi!

The 51-year-old was spotted (looking better than most 21-year-olds!) leaving festivities with a VERY lucky mystery fella.

The brave blonde wore a thigh-high skirt and go-go boots — a totally age-inappropriate ensemble, but who cares?? The bitch literally looks like she was born in 1985!

Happy Birthday Heather!

Whatever fountain of youth you're drinking out of is serving you well!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]