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"Her music is like elevator music, as far as I'm concerned. All the gays are looking for something new. She's history!"

- Janice Dickinson on Lady GaGa, to Life & Style

When they offered a sober helping hand to Janice Dickinson, they had to know what they were getting in for!

Where this bitch goes, EXPLOSIVE trouble follows!

Insiders on Celebrity Rehab are dishing that the set has been a complete bitchtastrophe since day one. Janice immediately found her prey within the first moments of shooting: Tiger Wood's old putting hole, Rachel Uchitel.

The lunatic and the whore reportedly HATE each other and have been getting into "loud arguments" that have been "disruptive" to the other contestants patients.

Yeah, right. You're telling us Eric Roberts and Jeremy London don't schedule their days around watching these bitches go at it! C'mon! They are sobering up! Need to get their kicks somewhere!

Anyway, sources say that Janice is so fed up with Rachel, she usually "rolls her eyes" at her whenever they are in group therapy sessions. Though there haven't been any physical altercations, Rachel's unpleasant relationship with Janice maybe why she fled the house so early on.

Producers were able to get her back, but insiders say that she can't handle being called a "homewrecker" or a "gold digger" in the facility and wants them all to stop.

So you want Janice to give up Vicodin and being a bitch? Oh, never going to happen, sweetie!

Buck up and take it like the whore that you are were.

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And it's going to be pretty good!

This year's has-beens enrolling in VH1's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky include Jason Wahler, Janice Dickinson, Jeremy London, Rachel Uchitel, Leif Garrett, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis and Frankie Lons, singer Keyshia Cole's mother.

The fourth season is set to air later this year.

We can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans Janice will be up to!

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She probably just wants to be on another reality TV show!

Former supermodel and reality whore Janice Dickinson has signed on to appear in the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, along with crackhead Jeremy London, that douche from The Hills, and Bonnie Pointer!

She obviously reportedly has a problem with alcohol and is finally ready to try to help herself!

We don't blame her, if we had to put up with Tyra Banks' crazy for as long as she did, we would have become drunks, too!

Best of luck, bb!

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"I worship and I’m afraid of Perez Hilton at the same time. He — she? — She’s dangerous, she’s powerful, and I was the first to put La Perez on my reality show. Sorry, Tyra. I put him on first. He’s phenomenal. He’s so quick witted and sharp. But I will say this: Perez, you know you’re in love with my son, and you know you want to be my son-in-law."

- Janice Dickinson to Out magazine, on @PerezHilton

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While on Wendy Williams, Janice Dickinson has some harsh words for cheater Jesse James and the horrifying face of Franken-Heidi! Interestingly enough, they share the same plastic surgeon.

Watch the video (above) to see it all go down!

P.S. Don't miss the end where Wendy thinks Heidi looks better after the surgery! She's one to talk. Ha!

LOLs!!!

Our beloved mess Janice Dickinson appeared on the UK's Alan Carr: Chatty Man show on Thursday night and didn't bite her tongue one bit!

Love!

Watch the clip above for the HIGHlarity, including Janice's not-so-nice words for Miz Tyra!

LOLs!

Lindsay Lohan hosted a Brit Awards after-party in London that also was to benefit Haiti and look at some of the superstars she got to attend!

Ex-fuck buddy Calum Best made it out to support the Lindsanity as well as the always delightful Janice Dickinson and the darling duo of Lady Sovereign and Ekaterina Ivanova…the 21-year-old Russian waitress that was banging old balls Rolling Stones member Ronnie Wood.

That LiLo is SUCH an A-lister these days!

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