That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
This is BRILLIANT!
Makeup artist Laura Jenkinson draws celebrity and cartoon faces on her chin, and it's our new favorite thing!
The London-based young woman has amassed 347,000 followers on Instagram so far by sharing her artwork with her chin and mouth basically serving as a canvas.
Her lips especially came in handy during a recent portrait of Kylie Jenner! LOLz!
Check out some more of her work in the gallery (above) and visit her IG account HERE!
[Image via Laura Jenkinson/Instagram]
Of course she's happy!
She couldn't contain her excitement and gave a huge smile to onlookers, while Jay kept his cool and probably wondered if he'll ever be able to outdo his wife in any way.
Probably not, Mr. Carter! Sorry!
You know what, though? We're sure he's content to let her shine.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Are we seeing double?
During Sunday's Super Bowl event, Beyoncé totally KILLED it during her collaborative halftime performance with Coldplay. However, for a portion of the show, we couldn't help but shake the feeling that we knew Queen Bey's outfit from somewhere.
Then, it hit us! The Formation singer was totally channeling Michael Jackson for Sunday's show stopping number.
In case you forgot, Jay Z's lady's black and gold, form fitting number with amo-style embellishments on the chest is almost identical to the late King of Pop's costume from his 1993 Dangerous world tour. Faboosh!
In fact, a getup isn't the only thing that connects these two industry icons as Pepsi also sponsored both M.J.'s famous tour and the MAJOR halftime event. Hmm, very inneresting!
While both SLAYED, we need to ask…
Parlux Fragrances says their business stinks thanks to Jay Z!
The scent manufacturer is suing the music mogul, claiming the 46-year-old didn't really try to push their product like he promised.
The hitmaker had a licensing agreement with the company, in which he allowed Parlux to use his name and image for the 2013 cologne line Gold Jay Z.
But the way it's been selling — or rather, not selling — it probably should have been called Bronze Jay Z.
That's because the manufacturer is saying Beyoncé's husband was supposed to have a more active role in promoting the brand.
Apparently, the famous father declined to do promotional appearances at Macy's, in Women's Wear Daily, or on Good Morning America.
And, they claim the artist skipped out on meetings for follow-up fragrances, which is why those new products never hit store shelves.
He also supposedly passed on posting about the cologne on social media.
But we're betting Jay wishes he had taken the three seconds to craft a few 140-character tweets now, because Parlux is asking for a pretty penny!
The company says Gold Jay Z should have raked in $50 million within two years, but instead retailers are returning the fragrances!
They're suing for $18 million in damages.
[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]
Look at this awesome couple going to a musical together!
It should come as no surprise that Bey looked sharp and fabulous in a red velvet suit and that high, I Dream Of Jeannie ponytail she's been rocking lately.
Unfortunately, Jay wasn't looking quite as impressive in his black jeans and camouflage jacket, but he probably wanted his wife to get all the shine.
Of course getting all the shine isn't difficult when you're Queen B!
Still, we can't deny their outfits sort of clashed.
Jay should've worn a nicely tailored black velvet blazer or something instead.
[Image via Splash News.]
Dayum. We wouldn't want to mess with this group!
But apparently, there's one French label that is sooooo unlucky.
According to the suit, these stars are claiming that the brand used their names, images, and lyrics on their clothing and accessories, without their authorization!
That's pretty hefty!
What a cutie!
It's hard to believe that it's been two-and-a-half years since Blue Ivy was born, but she already looks so grown up!
Beyoncé's baby girl is currently livin' it up on vacay with the 'rents in Italy, and while we've seen a bit of Bey and Jay Z's trip, we finally got a look at how Blue's been spending her time as well.
Queen B shared a metric ton of family photos from the excursion on Wednesday, and Blue could not look any cuter!
Not only does she look much older than 2 1/2 to us, we can't get over how adorable her hair and bow combos are looking in all of the pictures.
Plus, we can already see she inherited her momma's trademarked sass! LOLz!!!
Ch-ch-check out all of the snaps of Blue, Bey, and J enjoying the Italian coast (above)!!!
[image via Beyoncé.]