"I have a lot of anal habits - I squeegee out my shower every single time I take it. And I’m just a dictator about my cappuccino maker nobody else is allowed to touch it because they don’t clean it up properly. I also like my towels folded in thirds and when the kids don’t (do that), I’m like, ‘Well, use your own towels. Don’t use my towels!’ The way I cope with all my neuroses is I just get out of my head - go to the gym, ski or do yoga or hike."

- Jodie Foster, on her "eccentricities"

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Jay Leno whipped one out on her last night!

Click here to see what happens when our favorite closeted lesbian is confronted by one of her biggest fears.

So Freudian!

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Jodie Foster, spent Easter Sunday frolicking on the beach with her two sons, Charles and Kit.

Everybody's favorite closeted lesbian was spotted sporting a stylish baby pink hat and bright pink innertube.

Show your pride, girl!

P.S. Where's Cydney?????????

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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No one messes with dykon Jodie Foster!

At least that is what appeared to be in the mind of her stalker. Yikes!

The stalker, a 42-year-old Massachusetts man named Michael Smeagal, was just arrested for allegedly sending a hand-written letter containing a bomb threat to the Van Nuys Airport and other local LA airports.

The FBI said Smeagal targeted the local airports because he believed they were connected to the Screen Actors Guild, which he feels had been dissing Foster.

Hope the FBI is hooking Smeagal up with some mental help.

This isn't the first time that Jodie has had a stalker. In the '80s, a fella by the name of John Hinckley, Jr. stalked her while she attended Yale. He even attempted to assassinate then president Ronald Reagan.

If they only knew….

Jodie doesn't even like boys!

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"TWO girls I kissed turned out to be gay. I kissed Jodie Foster. She played my girl on The Partridge Family, and look what happened."

- Danny Bonaduce tells Penthouse magazine

And, just for shitz and gigglez, as always, CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.

[Images via Brett Mickelson.]

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Click here to watch their video.

Is Jodie gonna make an "official" announcement now???

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Jodie Foster sent shockwaves through Hollywood this week by publicly acknowledging her same-sex lover of almost 20 years for the first time ever.

The actress was presented with a leadership award by the Hollywood Reporter at a Power 100 breakfast on Tuesday.

When accepting her award, Jodie thanked "my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss."

Cydney is Cydney Bernard (pictured above), Foster's longtime partner and co-mother of their children.

In her speech, Jodie went on to characterize herself as a "professional" and a "gentleman," someone that's managed to have a 42-year career in Hollywood and come out relatively sane.

Congratulations, Jodie!

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John Travolta and Jodie Foster pose for an uncomfortable photo op at the Hollywood Reporter's Power 100 Breakfast at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Tuesday morning.

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Jodie Foster did the unthinkable for an A-list celebrity: she wore the same outfit to two different red carpet events.

There she is on the left at the German premiere of her film, The Brave One, in Berlin on September 13th.

And there she was at the BAFTA/LA Cunard Britannia Awards 2007 in Los Angeles on Thursday night - wearing the same dress.

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie!

Just cuz you're a lebsian doesn't mean you shouldn't put in the same effort into your appearance. You're also a movie star!

[Images via JPI Studios.]

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