That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Sorry, ladies! Jodie Foster is no longer a super eligible bachelorette. Word is she's now taken.
In fact, we hear she's rather taken with photographer Alexandra Hedison. A source close to the couple says:
"It's pretty serious. They're totally in love."
Aww! We're so happy for the Panic Room star! We were starting to wonder if she and Mel Gibson were going to have to rely on some kind of Will & Grace pact to get them through their twilight years!
That makes Jodie and Ellen officially Eskimo sisters! Gurl must be quite a catch to have hooked up with two such amazing women!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to get a look at Jodie's new gal!
[Image via Nikki Nelson/Brian To/WENN.]
It's been a long while since Jodie Foster sashayed down the red carpet, and we really wish she wouldn't make us wait so many months between appearances!
The tailoring on this number is a work of art!
Featuring origami folds at the bust and Mouret's signature cap sleeves, the frock gave the illusion of being sculpted onto her frame.
And thankfully, Jodie slipped her feet into a pair of low-heeled silver sandals instead of chunky pumps, and we couldn't be happier about that!
[Image via Axelle Woussen/BauerGriffinOnline.]
This is HORRIBLE!!
The totally lovely Jamie Lee Curtis was in a severely intense car accident this morning in Venice, and an ambulance had to take her to the hospital!
Apparently the 54-year-old star was riding in a black SUV that crashed into a BMW!!! She and one other person were rushed away from the scene for medical treatment!
Even more unbelievably, before being taken away, Jodie Foster arrived at the scene of the accident!!
Jodie Foster is saying bye-bye to the Hollywood Hills!
The actress, who gave a very moving — and slightly confusing — coming out speech at the Golden Globes this year, has officially listed her Hollywood Hills mansion for $6.4 million!
Talk about a big chunk of change!
The property, built in the style of a Spanish Villa, comes with four bedrooms, four bathrooms, two half bathrooms, an office and some secluded grounds. What’s more, it comes with a special guest suite, too!
Ch-ch-check out photos of the house (below)!
We’re sure it’ll be snatch up quickly!
[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]
Jodie Foster and her son Charles are adorbz!
Even in the early morning!!
The two were spotted in El Lay, grabbing breakfast fuel to get them through the day!
The mother-son team did a little bit of window shopping after their breakfast meal - these two really seem to enjoy each other's company!
We don't blame either of them. They both seem like some quality people!
See more of these two (below) !!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Another dig at Meryl Streep's expense?!
Someone might be looking for another lecture from Lindsay Lohan!
But hold off on your tweet, J. Law was simply speaking with Vanity Fair about how she sees her career going in the future.
Phew! Gurl could’ve been in another big mess there.
Jennifer spoke about Meryl and Jodie Foster when revealing the path she wants to take in her movie career, revealing
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