Like a fudge-dipped ice cream cone dusted in raw cane sugar, this irony is so SWEET your dentist would beg you not to indulge!
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis had SEX on tape, but he's threatening legal action to ensure the footage never sees daylight!!!
Joe and his super-hawt gal pal Abbey Wilson recorded multiple sexual encounters, transferred the footage to her iPad, brought it with her to the LAX, and apparently had it stolen right out of her bag!!!
Crime, boy, we don't know!!!
We don't know why Abbey needed to watch her homemade pornos on the plane, but we're sure she regrets bringing them with now!!
The alleged thief is apparently shopping the hardcore XXX footage around to various media outlets, but Joe and his legal peeps are PISSED!
His Lawyer David Houston revealed