Lindsay Lohan may be on the hunt for a quick energy/focus fix now that her Adderall has reportedly been confiscated at rehab, but it seems the scandal-attracting redhead is also on the hunt for something else…
A hunky slice of man pie to satisfy her every need!
So how does one who is currently stuck in court-ordered treatment find love?
Online dating, DUH!
Ch-ch-check out Lindsay's eHarmony dating profile (above)!
LOLzzz! OK, so obviously this is a jest, and we kinda love that Lilo is totes down to laugh at herself.
But as cute as this video is, a lot of the stuff that Lindz sarcastically makes fun of (hAArd partying, car crashes on the PCH, etc.) are SERIOUS issues that should have serious consequences…
Something that the actress just doesn't seem to understand.
P.S. - Remember the last time Lindsay was filmed with this song playing in the background? Yeah, that's right… The Parent Trap! Simpler times!
But you are probably dying to know what it's like, and now you won't have to step up to the gig to find out.
You lucky folk are saved from that trauma adventure because her former assistant, Gavin Doyle, is revealing what a job with her is like…and boy does it sound like serious work!
Gavin started working for LiLo in 2012 and was famously involved in the car accident that sent her back into the court whirlwind that led to her latest rehab stay. But it sounds like getting in car accidents with LiLo isn't even the hardest part.
He revealed that one of the worst experiences involved always having to be the messenger when she was running late for work:
"There were a few times when they'd take it out on me. After awhile you don't want to seem like the person who's always making excuses."
As bad as directors might be, the paparazzi were even worse!
And Gavin wasn't even famous, but that didn't help him as he said: