Archive for the 'Love Line' Category

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are REALLY good at keeping secrets!

Just take a look at her double mastectomy announcement! Everyone was stunned to hear the news of her brave choice to have preventative surgery, but one of the details some people tend to overlook is that it was almost a MONTH before any of us even knew!

But why did Brangelina decide to keep it under wraps for so long?

Demi Moore's fresh new, "complicated" boyfriend pierced his penis with a pearl!!!

This isn't one of those bizarre factoids we sugarcoated or spun — a mollusk-forged mineral is literally attached to this guy's d*ck.

Will Hanigan is a 30-year-old adonis with chiseled abs and a license to teach yoga. We know Demi prefers young, fetching hard-bodies, so none of that is a surprise.

The pearl peen, however… That's an unexpected development!

Ah, the crazy things kids do for attention these days!

The Striptease star's ex-husband Bruce Willis was born when Eisenhower was president. He's a traditional man.

We're sure the only thing that ever cut through John McClane's boner was

Sooo…they're not really just like Bella and Edward??

Sorry, Twihards, it looks like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just weren't meant to have that everlasting kind of love vampire romance stories are written about.

In fact, things might've been doomed the minute Twilight wrapped!

For realz, it sounds like they just couldn't get past the cheating dramz without work holding them together. You'll remember, they initially reunited riiiight before promoting the final Twilight film, but without plans to work together again, R-Patz just ain't feelin' the love…or trust!

An insider revealed:

Kate Middleton may be at home playing domestic goddess for Prince William, but her sister Pippa Middleton is still VERY much down to go out and party in London Town!

Pippa and her tall and handsome boyfriend Nico Jackson were spotted Tuesday (above) entering/exiting the launch party for Mr. Fogg's, a new cocktail lounge located in Mayfair.

The sister to the future Queen of England and her loverman held hands and cuddled close…

And perhaps had a few too many specialty dranks?!

In SOME of the snaps, Nico looks VERY red in the face… and Pippa, are you stumbling?!

Ch-ch-check out the (potentially) boozy pictures for yourself (below)!

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Aww, Chris Martin is doing his husbandly duties and showing MAD support for People's most beautiful woman/Hollywood's most hated celeb!

Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a party Tuesday at the Mark's Club in London to celebrate the launch of GOOP's summer season…

And her Coldplay hubby, who is often notably absent from Gwynnie's various work-related events, joined in on the festivities!

The pair seemingly entered/exited the party separately (above), but reportedly chilled together inside with various celeb guests like Kate Hudson.

Sounds gooperrific!

Ch-ch-check out some pics of Gwyn and her musical man at the Goop-centric shindig (below)!

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Yep, these two definitely look like they're hot ‘n’ heavy once again…

So much so that Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn’t keep from putting his hand over Maria Shriver’s behind…in public!

The on again, off again couple, who have put their divorce on hold for the time being, attended their daughter’s Georgetown graduation ceremony last weekend when Arnie was spotted getting particularly touchy with his wife.

What’s more, in a recent 60 Minutes interview, the former California governor revealed that he’d once told Maria’s mother he thought her daughter had a “great ass.” LOLz.

Watch the video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

The Carters aren't content with ruling just the land, so they're taking over the sea as well!!

Beyoncé took a quick break from her Mrs. Carter tour in the South of France to hop aboard a pirate ship luxurious yacht with baby daddy Jay-Z and sister Solange!

Maybe she was trying to get away from all the paps trying to snap a pic of her growing baby bump?!?!!?

Or maybe she’s trying to give her embryo a peaceful moment to develop???

We’re pretty sure the trip had to be baby-related, despite the fact that Jay-Z doesn’t know Bey is preggers yet is denying that Blue Ivy has a sibling on the way, LOLz!!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Baby B!

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