Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
OMG!!!! It's Michelle Trachtenberg's birthday!! Our darling little Dawn turned 28!!!
It seems like just yesterday shady monks forged her into existence & dropped her smack-dab in the middle of the Summers household, LOLz!!
From Harriet the Spy to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, from EuroTrip to Gossip Girl, we've eagerly devoured every morsel of material Michelle put out and thoroughly enjoyed watching this pretty little (ice) princess blossom into a wonderful woman!
We're almost as proud as her TV big sis, Sarah Michelle Gellar, who moments ago tweeted:
Paste a photo of Dita Von Teese in the dictionary next to "flawless" and call it a day!
The burlesque star stole the show at designer Rachel Pally's celebration of her Fall 2013 collection in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, looking elegant and glam in a black cut-out dress by the designer.
Her signature hair and makeup look was stunning as always and we will never get sick of it!
Michelle Trachtenberg was also there, looking vampiric in a long-sleeved black gown with deep V-neckline. She wasn't quite as magnificent as Dita, but we'll give her an A for effort.
And let's hope Michelle was absorbing Miz Von Teese's wisdom during the dinner! It'd be a real shame to pass up such an incredible opportunity!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Georgina? Is that you?
We didn't even recognize her! Gurl looks like she stepped right into the 60s, doesn't she?
Along with best peen from The West Wing Rob Lowe as the titular world leader, it looks like Nat Geo is doing this historical drama right!
[Image via National Geographic Channel.]
Everyone who’s gone through American history knows that President John F. Kennedy died a tragic death at the hands of an assassin, but not everyone knows the full backstory behind why it happened.
National Geographic is putting together a two hour historical drama documenting what led to the ultimate clash between John F. Kennedy and his killer.
The uber seksi Rob Lowe will
No need to hold on so tight when you’re slitting it up!
Michelle Trachtenberg doesn’t have to keep a grasp on her man when she's sporting a revealing leggy look like that.
The sexXxiness alone will keep him by her side!
But cling she did as Michelle kept close to her main man who probably couldn’t keep his eyes off that risqué slit up to her goodies!
The two looked awfully chic as they made their way to a West Hollywood hotel.
And we’re guessing it was a pretty cozy night out for the two who were intertwined the whole time they passed by the paparazzi.
Think they put that sexy slit to good use later? LOLz!
[Image via NGRE/AKM-GSI.]
MORNING, UPPER EAST SIDERS…
Sigh. To think… we'll never hear those words freshly said again! The sorrow! The horror! The devastation!
Last night, we fell deeply in love with the best fifteen minutes of television history.*
As the show that New York Magazine once called the "BEST. SHOW. EVER." came to a close, the identity of the mistress behind the New York elite's biggest secrets was finally revealed.
And oooo was it satisfying!!
Hoping for something with less plot holes, we shed our light away from the thoughts swirling around on who the REAL mystery writer turned out to be.
But alas… a main character it turned out to be indeed!
Are you ready to find out/relive the big reveal? PresSsSs PLAY (above)!
Once you're done with that glorious moment, read the rest of our commentary and flash forward five years to experience the fates of our favorite Upper East Siders (you know you want to) …AFTER THE JUMP!
We can't believe it's finally here!
After six SCANDALOUS years following the lives of Manhattan's elite, the end of Gossip Girl is upon us, and we've been fighting back the tears all day just THINKING about it!
WHO could it be?!
Gah! Our head is exploding with POSSIBILITIES!
Luckily, executive producer Stephanie Savage has opened up about the creative process behind resolving some of these long-awaited mysteries, so maybe certain perceptive readers can decipher some clues in here: