Aw! An all-new low for Owen Wilson!
If you don't know who Marmaduke is, go ask your parents. They will direct to something called a newspaper, which we know the new generation is unfamiliar with, and let you gander at something called the comics section. That's right, there are comic books in the newspaper.
Insane we know!
Anyway, here is the trailer for the live-action flick about the klassic klutzy kanine, Marmaduke, starring Owen Wilson, George Lopez, Fergie, and Kiefer Sutherland. (above)
Owen better pray they get moving on Zoolander 2.
This actually sounds like it could be kind of funny!
Woody Harrelson along with Owen and Luke Wilson will be lending their voices to the new animated feature Turkeys, which reportedly involves a pair of fowl who discover a time machine and use it to go back to the first Thanksgiving in an attempt to take their breed of bird off the menu!!
We're glad Luke is getting more work! It's been PAINFUL having to watch him in those SHITEOUS AT&T ads!
What do U think?? Will U go check out Turkeys?
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It seems that Ben Stiller is finally over avoiding the inevitable and has succumbed to making a sequel to the cult-hit, Zoolander.
Sources say that Paramount has finally given Ben and director/writer Justin Theroux the greenlight to pull the thing together. We know that Justin is currently at Fashion Week in Paris to "immerse himself on what is current in fashion," while Ben is starting early drafts of the script with Justin.
What we don't know is if Owen Wilson will return to walk the catwalk a second time or if Jonah Hill will be given the role as the flick's new villain, though he is in negotiations right now.
We also don't know if we care to see another shiteous sequel get made.
Do U?
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You've chosen Owen Wilson.
Slim pickins or some kind of joke?
Set to shoot next summer, Owen will star in Woody Allen's next project and as per usual with Allen, we don't know anything more than that. He has always been a man who keeps tight-lipped about his movies before they are released.
But we can't imagine what kind of film Owen could do justice to, unless he is opposite Vince Vaugh and crashes weddings.
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This one actually sounds like it might not suck!!!
Cutie pie Amanda Bynes has joined the cast of the latest Farrelly Brothers' flick, Hall Pass!!
The story apparently involves two guys who get the okays from their wives to go out and get it on with other ladies!!
So far Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, and Pam Beesly from The Office are also signed on!
It sounds like girlfriend is finally making the leap from teen comedies into more adult roles!! Best of luck, bb!!
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After reportedly breaking it off with now ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson, Alex Rodriguez wasted no time hitting the singles scene in Miami.
We're guessing he believes in the motto "the best way to get over a girl is under another" because it sounds like A-Rod was on the prowl for his next fuck buddy.
According to a spywitness, while he was "at the Armani Exchange dinner, A-Rod didn't eat a thing because he was focused on this cute blonde — who looked a bit like Kate. He literally didn't take his eyes off of her."
He even told one lucky whore lady that he's "definitely single." But it must not have worked because Rodriguez was seen leaving with old pal Ingrid Cesares.
Meanwhile Kate remained in New York and was mum on her marital status while at the Nine luncheon, where she mostly talked about the film.
Well if she can't talk about her latest peen conquest, then what the hell else is she going to talk about?
We give it a couple weeks before Kate rebounds with Owen Wilson.
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Seriously!?
Monica Mateo, a waitress at New York's Cafe Habana is suing the eatery and her place of employment after her hours were slashed when she turned down an offer to go on a date with Owen Wilson.
According to the waitress, the restaurant manager Leslie Meenan was pissed at her for not accepting the invitation. Meenan reportedly told the employee "You know what coffee means in Hollywood, right?…Don't screw this up. Owen's a good customer."
Monica apparently had no interest in Kate Hudson's sloppy seconds and already had a boyfriend.
When the only job Owen can get are movies about dogs, we can't say we blame her for turning the guy down.
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