A High Court judge officially terminated the union between Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills on Monday.

He's a free man!!!!

The judge pronounced a decree nisi on the grounds that the couple have been separated for two years.

Macca and Mucca were not in court to hear the declaration.

Their lawyers refused to comment as they left the courtroom.

So, Mucca's now able to claim the $50 million she was awarded as part of the divorce settlement!

[Paul image via Mavrix Online. Heather image via WENN.]

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Paul McCartney has announced that he's going to give away his current studio album, Memory Almost Full, in the May 18th edition of the UK's Daily Mail paper.

Paul's album is not new, though. It's already been out for months!

Why give it out now???

Well, Macca's Starbuck's imprint release has sold 100,000 copies to date. But, with the free giveaway the album has a potential to reach up to 2 million homes.

The paper's managing director commented on the deal saying, "If you look at how he came to do the Starbucks' album deal, it was a result of feeling unhappy with the music industry and looking at alternative ways of distribution. I can't think of anyone else who has come up with the right alternative distribution than us."

The UK's so lucky!

We never get anything cool in our US newspapers!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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We bet Heather Mills is gonna be running that big fat mouth of her's again soon cause the shiz is going to hit the fan in the U.K. on Tuesday night (this evening)!

You lucky Brits have the chance to tune in to Channel 4 to see the new Mucca 'tell all' documentary!

We're sooo jealous! We wish we could see it!

The doc reportedly confirms the rumor that Mucca was a money grubbing, 'high class' hooker.

Muccity Muck's former friend, Denise Hewitt, reveals that Mills counted Australian tycoon Kerry Packer and a royal prince of Saudi as loyal 'customers'.

Hewitt said that she and Mucca used to get lots of jewelry from their johns and would do naughty stuff like 'full sex and girly-girly scenes' to return 'favors'.

Heather refused to return calls for comment.

Whore!

[Image via WENN.]

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Keeping on Linda's memory!

Longtime vegetarian and veg advocate Paul McCartney, wants you to go vegetarian to help fight global warming. Really!

"I would urge everyone to think about taking this simple step to help our precious environment and save it for the children of the future," says the legendary Beatle.

According to a 2006 United Nations report, cattle-rearing generated more greenhouse gases than transportation.

Who knew?!

Macca's surprised that a call for vegetarianism hasn't been actively promoted by friends of the earth. "It's very surprising that most major environmental organizations are leaving the option of going vegetarian off their lists of top ways to curtail global warming," he says.

That's one option. Another is to raise cattle in a more eco-friendly way.

Let's work on that!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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The always loquacious Heather Mills made an appearance on a Brit TV morning show today and blabbed that big fat mouth of hers again.

Mucca appeared via satellite from Las Vegas, where she's serving as a judge for tonight's Miss USA contest.

Crazy Heather was full of choice quotes today!

She asserted that Sir Paul is seeing three different women at the moment and wished them, "the best of luck. Better them than me."

They ARE lucky, you blind bat!

Bitter Mills went on to accuse the divorce judge, one of Britain's most respected, of being "one-sided" and skewered the judge for calling her "explosive" and "volatile".

But, she then went on to commend herself for pouring water on Macca's attorney, Fiona Shackleton, after the settlement was read. Mucca said, "And Mrs Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic — I thought it did her the world of good and now I'm getting lots of offers to restyle the hair of women of her age."

Um, that was a volatile and explosive act to us so we're inclined to believe that Mucca behaved ridiculously during the proceedings.

Another bit of crazy that Mucca admitted to is that she petitions the judge 'every day' to get full transcripts of her divorce hearing made public. She thinks transcripts will set the story straight! Is she really sure that she wants all her craziness out there?

Mills yabbering about the case could fall foul of the judge's gagging order, issued at the end of the case preventing any of the parties revealing further details about the marriage or the divorce case. She may now find herself in contempt of court.

We can't believe the judge didn't incorporate some sort of penalty into the settlement papers, you know, if you don't shut up you lose some of the money awarded.

One of her last comments was, "I'm fighting to be able to clear my name. I don't need to talk about Paul. You've seen what I've been through over the past year. I just want my daughter to know the truth."

Does she suffer from short term memory loss?! Prior to spitting out that statement she went on and on about Macca in one way or another.

On a very disturbing note for us in the U.S., Mills revealed that she plans to spend more time in America in the future, although she ruled out moving here permanently. Thank God!

Wish she wouldn't come at all!

[Image via WENN.]

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Spotted: Paul McCartney's on-again gal pal, Nancy Shevell leaving the Midtown Manhattan hotel where Sir Paul is staying, on Tuesday night. The pair just returned from a romantical vacation together in the Caribbean!

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Hateher Mills apparently went ballistic when confronted with pictures of Macca macking on heiress Nancy Shevell in the Caribbean last week.

"She went absolutely crazy," a source reveals. "She was screaming, 'I bet Paul paid for that old tart to go first class. I can't believe he's wasting money on that thing when he won't pay for his own child to go first class.'"

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Rub it, Macca…rub your freedom and happiness in Mucca's face. Loves it!

[Image via WENN.]

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Heather, who????

Sir Paul McCartney has been spotted with NY socialite Nancy Shevell on the Caribbean island of Antigua. Aww…how sweet…they rekindled the flame!

Remember, Macca and Shevell were linked last year.

The Beatle probably wanted to unwind (and get laid) after his dramatic divorce case.

Locals report that Paul and Nancy have been living it up like young lovers.

“They hired bikes and rode all around the island. They were laughing and looked like they were having a great time."

Sir Paul deserves a nice getaway and (more importantly) a nice lady!

[Image via WENN.]

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Neil Aspinall, known to many as the 'fifth Beatle', has passed away in New York City.

He was 66.

Mr. Aspinall, who lived in England, was receiving treatment for lung cancer at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center when he died.

A school friend of the Beatles' Paul McCartney and George Harrison, Aspinall was the band's first road manager and would drive them to gigs in his van. He later became their personal assistant, and in 1968 was given a management role at Apple Records — The Beatles' own record label.

The BBC reports that despite no musical training, he sang in the chorus of the classic song, Yellow Submarine.

In a joint statement the surviving band members, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, proclaim:

"All his friends and loved ones will greatly miss him, but will always retain the fondest memories of a great man…As a loyal friend, confidant and chief executive, Neil's trusting stewardship and guidance has left a far-reaching legacy for generations to come."

[Image via Getty Images.]

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She's mad the judge released the court transcripts in her bitter divorce battle with Paul McCartney. VERY mad!

Mucca just released the following statement.

She says:

“As the record shows, I had no wish for these proceedings to be made public, but releasing them in part is particularly unfair.

It seems an overall tabloid-created perception of my personality is preferred to much detail that I prepared for my case.

I would suggest in the interests of fairness, it is now in the public interest to reveal the transcripts of the full court proceedings.

As this judgement is now being used to further my vilification, details contained within the transcripts and evidence will paint a far fairer and truthful picture which is in the interests of justice.

Publishing this judgement is against the principle of privacy expected within family courts. A person has a right to privacy when they a family court and this was taken away from me.

This decision appears to have been taken with disregard for my human right to privacy and that of my daughter.

It cannot be in her interests that one parent is condemned by the media while the other is ‘prtoected’ or even revered.

With my head held high I am glad to be a strong woman and will use my wealth productively and continue my attempts to make a positive difference in this world.

My strength and determination to move on and continue the work we started years ago is fortified by your support.”

[Image via WENN.]

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