She really had her claws out this week!

After nitpicking at Rachael Ray earlier this week, Martha Stewart held nothing back when asked about none other than Sarah Palin!

Listening to the prim and proper Martha Stewart refer to the former Alaskan governor as "confused" and "a real problem" really brings the LOLs!

Watch the HIGHlarious video above!

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Yes, that's really what Levi Johnston calls himself.

Levi, who believes himself to be a celebrity, somehow got invited to the GQ "Men of the Year" party in El Lay this week at the shiteous Chateau Marmont. And, to no one's surprise except maybe Levi, nobody cared he was there.

Dick "Ricky" was seen wandering around the party with more make-up caked on than Kim Kardashian, along with his manager Tank and some other macho dude.

Did he really think he needed security?

Since the Playgirl centerfold was being ignored by other guests like January Jones, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and Lindsay Lohan, the underage father sipped on his soda and checked his Blackberry for an hour, then disappeared.

Welcome to Hollywood! Enjoy those last few seconds while you can!

[Image via WENN.]

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DUH!

As if we needed more proof that Sarah Palin is not qualified for the White House!

And yet she always provides us with more.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Watch Sexy Sarah's geographical mistake with Fox News' Sean Hannity (above)!

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Looks like Levi Johnston's ego has grown bigger than his peen! And we're guessing that wasn't very hard to achieve considering he isn't showing any wang in his upcoming Playgirl spread.

According to the New York Post, Levi made a big to-do at JFK before boarding his plane. While attempting to look the part of a celebrity, the sunglass-wearing cocktease refused to stand in line with "regular passengers", which included Seinfeld's Jason Alexander.

A passenger on the plane says "He then made a big show of getting on first. He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him."

Enjoy the D-List while you can Levi. In 3 months you'll be lucky to even get someone to foot the bill for a round trip ticket on Southwest.

[Image via WENN.]

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Sarah Palin is seeing red and it has everything to do with this latest photo.

Newsweek has placed Palin on its cover sporting some tiny running shorts and a tight red top. The photo was actually taken by photographer Brian Adams for Runner's World and was published this past August.

But Palin's clearly upset that Newsweek decided to publish the shots, calling the cover sexist.

She's especially upset that it was published without permission and against the contract which stated the photos were under embargo for one year following publication. So they wouldn't be able to get published until August 2010.

Palin took to her Facebook account and wrote the following:

The choice of photo for the cover of this week's Newsweek is unfortunate. When it comes to Sarah Palin, this "news" magazine has relished focusing on the irrelevant rather than the relevant. The Runner's World magazine one-page profile for which this photo was taken was all about health and fitness - a subject to which I am devoted and which is critically important to this nation. The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now. If anyone can learn anything from it: it shows why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, gender, or color of skin. The media will do anything to draw attention - even if out of context.

A rep for Runner's World reveals, "Runner's World did not provide Newsweek with its cover image. It was provided to Newsweek by the photographer's stock agency, without Runner's World's knowledge or permission."

As for Newsweek, their spokesperson admits, "We purchased the photo from an agency and were not aware of any issues with it."

So the question still remains, who sold the photo and was the contract violated?

But please, we don't buy that Palin's upset over the cover. We hate admitting this, but we bet she knows she looks hot in that photo!

The photo might be out of context, but do U really think it's sexist?

[Image via Newsweek Runner's World.]

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Her highest ratings in two years to be exact!

Oprah Winfrey's interview with Sarah Palin had an 8.7 household rating, which was the best she's had since the Osmond family appeared on the show back in 2007.

Palin even beat Whitney Houston's interview!

We think it must be out of sheer curiosity! Palin can't have that many fans, can she?

Sarah has been promoting her book, Going Rogue, all over the place, including an interview with Barbara Walters. When asked if she would play a major role in the presidential election in 2012 she declared that "if people will have me, I will."

NO, thank you!

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It's the perfect holiday present!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Ooh, we like!

A preview of Levi Johnston's pictorial for Playgirl has been released and he looks goooood!

What do U think?

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How dare you toy with our emotions like this!

It has been revealed that Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot will NOT be showing full-frontal nudity!

Both Levi and his manager, Tank Jones, previously said that he would be showing off all the goods, but the pictorial was shot last week and Daniel Nardicio, spokesman for Playgirl, says:

"We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

Tragic.

Then we better see a whole lotta ass to make up for it!

[Image via Joseph Marzullo / WENN.]

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We're sure that Sarah Palin had hoped that adding in some stories with famous names attached in her new book, Going Rogue, would garner her some attention.

Hard to sell a book these days that isn't filled with gossip or vampires!

But, it seems that her mission has backfired as while she made have attempted to ruffle some feathers with her book, really all she did was prove she is an idiot!

Don't you just love when that happens?

Pathetic Palin first took a stab at Alec Baldwin and her guest appearance with him on SNL. According to Palin, she had other ideas than the one chosen for her skit, but they were all refuted and turned down by the actor. She makes it sound like Alec is a some big, bad bully, when truly, her ideas sucked and they told her so! She wanted to add a line in reference to Baldwin's supposed claim that if George Bush won his second term in office, he would leave the country.

Problem is, and as Alec's rep, Matt Hiltzik explained to the press, this never happened.

He says:

“They nixed the joke because the underlying premise just wasn’t true, because he had never said [he was leaving the country]. It’s a complete fallacy. But then, once Palin knew that, after telling her [it wasn't true], she said, ‘Well, let’s say it anyway,’ like she needed it to be true.”

Of course! She couldn't come off looking like an imbecile - again!

But perhaps the biggest display of her idiocy is portrayed in her infamous Katie Couric interview. Palin claims that she was badgered thought the interview, which is a pretty hefty claim against Katie. However, her rep, who is also Matt Hiltzik, had only one thing to say:

“The interview speaks for itself.”

It most certainly does!

How's that massive hole you are digging for yourself there, Palin?

[Image via AP Images.]

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