Unless you would rather hang out with your new role model, Jon Gosselin. Oh, imagine the ungodly sight!

Sarah Palin must have been highly medicated rehearsed before stepping out for her Oprah interview, because despite the very brutal, public feud between her and her daughter's babydaddy, Levi Johnston, she invited him over for the holidays on the air.

She told Oprah:

"It's lovely to think that he would ever even consider such a thing..Because he is a part of the family and you want to bring him in the fold and kind of under your wing. And he needs that, too, Oprah. I think he needs to know that he is loved and he has the most beautiful child and this can all work out for good…We don't have to keep going down this road of controversy and drama all the time."

Wow. We'd almost buy that if she wasn't also trying to sell a book in which she SLAMS him!

Pick a side and stay on it lady!

The interview, which airs Monday, also covers some other hot button topics, like her rambling interview with Katie Couric, her John McCain handlers and the Emmy Award winning mockery on Saturday Night Live.

What other dribble do U think will spill out of her mouth on Monday?

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It's good ol' Levi Johnston, who's gearing up for his Playgirl shoot!

Levi met Jon Gosselin in New York earlier this week. And Bristol's babdydaddy enjoyed his company so much, he says:

"He's a good guy. He's kind of in the same situation I am right now. He's a good dad and he gets a lot of bad press. He's getting the same bad image as I am and it ain't true. I can relate to that. He was very positive and gave some good advice that I'm going to take. He told me kids are number one and do anything you can for them."

Jon Gosselin? Good advice?

Does. Not. Compute.

Levi is looking to get joint custody of Tripp, his son with Bristol Palin. We honestly wouldn't look to Jon for parenting guidance, Levi!

Levi says of Tripp:

"He'll be living a good life on both Bristol's and on my side. No problem with that. We're both doing real well. He's going to be okay. I don't do all this stuff for free. I've been making money, so I can handle it and pay for all the costs of having my son. There's nothing to worry about. I've taken care of my responsibilities."

Levi also doesn't plan on going to college instead pursuing a modeling and acting career:

"I'm planning on going to acting school and try acting. I would like to do a few more modeling things and I'm thinking about doing some movies. I want to get into acting, so that's what I'm going to do. I'm a good guy and not looking only for fame and attention. I've been getting a bad image with the press and ain't looking to cause trouble. I'm a good guy and a good dad."

He's dumber than a box of rocks, but he sure is nice to look at!

He probably would make a great model/actor!

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This is a little premature considering we haven't even seen any peen yet!

Levi Johnston, who is in New York shooting his Playgirl spread, was the recipient of the Porn Crossover Award at the First Annual Fleshbot Awards.

Sexy Sarah must be SO proud of her daughter's baby's daddy.

Congrats! We think.

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Levi Johnston is slowly trying to mature. Or at least trying to seem that way in the public eye!

According to The Insider, the 19-year-old plans to file for joint custody of his son, Tripp Sarah Palin's teenaged daughter, Bristol.

Turns out Levi is heading to court since he's having issues trying to see his child over the weekends.

According to Levi, "At the end of the month I'm going to file for joint custody of Tripp."

He adds that being friendly is "Not working. I'm done. It's going to have to go to court. They just finally pushed me over the edge."

How edgy!

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Do U think you can handle Sexy Sarah live and in the flesh???

The former Alaska governor will be embarking on a nation-wide book tour in promotion of her new memoir, Going Rogue!

The tour starts in Grand Rapids, MI, on November 18th and Palin will criss-cross across the country in a big ol' bus until the tour wraps on December 10th.

Although the official dates have yet to be announced, sources confirm that Cincinnati and Columbus, OH, Roanoke, VA, Fort Bragg, N.C, Orlando, FL and Albuquerque, N.M. will all be graced by Sexy Sarah's presence.

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In a controversial move, the comic book series Female Force is highlighting the life of the late Princess Diana.

Though the book portrays Princess Diana as "a modern British icon" and an "admirable woman," it also goes in to detail about her husband, Prince Charles of Wales' affair with Camilla Parker-Bowles as well as her tragic death.

The comic also has illustrations of Prince Charles and Diana's famously lavish wedding and Diana revealing to Martin Bashir in an interview, "There were three of us in this marriage. So it was a bit crowded."

The Female Force has also included graphic biographies about Caroline Kennedy, Oprah Winfrey and Sarah Palin (GROAN).

What do U think about the Princess Diana comic book?

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Unlike Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston won't have any secrets after posing in Playgirl because it's been confirmed that he will be showing his peen!

Levi's manager doesn't beat around the bush (ha!) when he says: "Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."

He sounds really excited about it. Maybe a little too excited.

Bristol Palin's baby's daddy is planning to shoot the nekked photos on November 16th, which just so happens to be the same day as Sexy Sarah's appearance on Oprah.

Way to hit her below the belt!

As far as the shoot, a Playgirl rep reveals they're "working on some athletic scene stuff for Levi: gyms, rinks - that sort of thing."

Rinks??? Hopefully not an ice skating rink! We wouldn't want his dangly bits to get stuck to the ice!

Plus we all knows what happens when it gets cold!

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He's not holding back much!

Though Levi Johnston says he has some secrets about Sarah Palin that he won't reveal because he doesn't want to "go that far," he did tell The Early Show that Sexy Sarah referred to Trig, her child with Downs syndrome, as "retarded."

Naturally Palin replied to Levi's accusation.

She says:

"We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our 'blessed little angel' who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life.

Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies. Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention."

Meow!

We wonder what Levi will come out with next — besides his peen!

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Sexy Sarah is rolling in HarperCollins' $$$$$$$!

Docs revealing Palin's finances during her final months as Alaska's governor have been released to the public, and the publishing giants paid Sarah a $1.25 million advance for the former VP nom's upcoming memoir, Going Rogue!!!!!

Sexy Sarah is also sorta $mart!

Sources are speculating that HarperCollins forked over more $$$ after Palin resigned from office, but because the figures aren't required to be disclosed to the public, we'll never know the exact amount!

With Palin's pre-sales of Going Rogue placing her at the top of both Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble's top sellers, we can only assume Alaska's sweetheart will be a multi-millionaire in no time.

How did this happen??????

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