
Here we go again — another thoughtless clusterf*@k from the mind of Michelle Bachmann!
Are we surprised though? Somehow, yes.
The Sarah Palin wannabe has told Southerners she wants to pass legislation against those born on US soil if they're born to illegal immigrants.
So even though it goes against the 14th amendment, and even though conservatives bash liberals when they want to make changes as they preach constitutional conservancy, Michele's going for it anyways.
As she hates on "anchor babies," she says:
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The former Republican Delaware Senate candidate doesn't have anyone interested in her book tour!
Not even after she stormed out of a Piers Morgan interview and then blamed it on "sex talk (he was asking about gay marriage)."
Aww shucks! What a shame!
At one Barnes & Noble signing, only five people showed up to

Remember him? Only just after announcing his candidacy, Texas Gov. Rick Perry has pulled ahead of all other Republican candidates as the GOP’s favorite for the 2012 presidential elections.
According to Gallup polls,
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Bristol Palin must be SOOOO bummed to hear this! LOLz.
Way back in November, Bristol commented on Levi Johnston's potential run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, and she did NOT think he'd be the right man for the position.
Looks like she's not going to have to worry about it, because
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Two weeks of "vacation," and David Letterman is back to hosting The Late Show!
The comedian and crew took a hiatus because death threats targeting him were found on a jihadist website.
Umar al Basrawi/Al-Basrawi, an islamic extremist, wanted Letterman's "tongue cut" because of a joke involving Osama bin Laden and Ilyas Kashmiri:
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Sarah Palin is a grandma again.
Her eldest son Track Palin and his wife Britta welcomed a baby girl named Kyla Grace Palin.
The two high school sweethearts were married in May and just three months later, a baby popped out!
The couple live next door to Momma Palin in her Alaskan home so looks like Sarah will be on diaper duty all over again.
Congrats to the happy couple!
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Looks like some people may actually be innerested in picking up THIS issue of Playboy for the articles!
Last month, we learned that Levi Johnston's sister Mercede Johnston would be posing for Playboy and that she'd be speaking out against Sarah & Bristol Palin in the accompanying article.
Now, the interview is done, and we've got some nasty excerpts from Ms. Johnston below!
Here's what Mercede had to say about Bristol:
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No, Bristol isn't preggers again — but Sarah Palin IS going to be a grandma for the second time!
We're hearing that her eldest, 22 year old Track Palin, is expecting a baby with his new wife Britta. They may have been married just two months ago, but they were high school sweethearts — so the timing isn't so nuts!
We bet that pretty much all of you thought it was Bristol again just from the headline, though: shame! LOLz!
Congrats, Track and Britta! We hope everything is amazing for you guys! Good luck!
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