There's no place like home!

A Balthazar Getty-less Sluttyienan Miller hit the Frieze Art Fair in London on Wednesday night and the UK's Mirror reports that the happy homewrecker received a very frosty reception from the other art lovers there.

So…London doesn't want Slutty and LA, the home of Getty's 4 kiddies and the screwed over wife, surely doesn't want her.

Where should she disappear to?

[Image via WENN.]

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Somehow, "actress" Sienna Miller has won her battle against The Daily Star over a paparazzi photo.

The 26 year-old homewrecker sued paper over a photo taken in Los Angeles she claimed violated her privacy.

Sluttyienna won over $20,000 in damages in an out-of-court settlement against the publication over the photo.

In addition to the money, the paper also printed an apology to Slutty.

The Daily Star stated that it accepted she was "extremely harassed and distressed by persistent pursuit and intimidating tactics" by the paparazzi."

It added, "We apologise to Sienna for publishing this photograph."

How sweet.

And yet, how exaggerated.

In the photo in question, a harried Miller is trapped by a throng of photogs outside the elevator of a L.A. building.

Who do U think was in the right?

[Image via WENN.]

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Gimmicks are necessary sometimes!

Aussie thesp Russell Crowe is set to play the role of Robin Hood AND the evil Sheriff of Nottingham in another film adaption of the famous Robin Hood tale.

Trying hard much?

And, in the 'demure' Maid Marian role will be Sluttyienna Miller.

Demure indeed!

What are the desperado producers going to come up with next for some attention?

We expect lots of gratuitous sexy scenes if Slutty's on board!

[Image via WENN.]

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Who is Sluttyienna Miller kissing now?

That's not daddy-of-four and current boyfriend Balthazar Getty!

The whorish actress was spotted with her new dude in L.A.

It might be a totally innocent thing, though, cuz we think we might have seen that guy before at a gay club!

[Image via Ramey Photo.]

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Guy Ritchie is one lucky man.

Mr. Madonna is set to direct the new Sherlock Holmes movie. - with Robert Downey, Jr. starring in the flick as Sherlock.

As for Holmes' sidekick, Watson, that role will be played by the balding Jude Law.

And, despite awful rumors of Sluttyienna Miller joining the cast, we have some good news.

Rachel McAdams is now being said to star opposite Downey, Jr. in the flick.

McAdams, who was in The Wedding Crashers and The Notebook, will now play Holmes' love interest, Irene Adler.

With the number of stars Guy Ritchie is managing to get, he's working to guarantee himself a hit!

[Image via WENN.]

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If you're married to someone working on Guy Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes flick, watch out!

The UK's Mirror reports that Sluttyienna Miller has been added to the cast.

Is she going to play a turn of the century harlot in the film?

Funny enough, her ex beau, Jude Law, has supposedly been cast in the detective flick as well.

But, Law's not attached so we're not expecting romance to bloom between the sluttiest one of all and her ex on the set.

Our gut says Slutty might make a play for the director, Mr. Madonna.

We'd love to see a Madge vs. Slutty smack down!

[Image via Mr. Paprazzi.]

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Karma can be a bitch!

Sluttyienna Miller's homewrecking antics are starting to catch up with her.

The HOriffic actress may be taking another professional blow. Her biggest fan site on the web may be going under.

Here's the web master's latest post.

It zings!

This is a long post, but please read it carefully, as it may be the last post here!

It must be obvious that my heart has not been in this site for the past couple of years. This is due to several reasons, the main ones being the loss of Katy and Maddie from the site staff, a lack of time, and how Sienna has changed. Regarding the change in Sienna, I know others at the forum feel the same, and while some may argue she has simply grown up and reacted to events in a normal way, I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004. I don't say that lightly because (believe it or not) I do still have a lot of respect for Sienna and still consider myself a supportive fan.

I've tried to forget about that and update whenever I can (although yes, that has not been much!) … however, recent events - that of Sienna's affair with a married father of 4 and extremely public PDA's - have heightened my lack of interest in the site and Sienna. We do not know the whole story behind this affair, and some may argue it is not our place to judge BUT when Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who IS married and does have 4 children (including a baby only a few months old) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window. One minute she says she wants to be taken seriously as an actress and she's sick of all the false stories about her in the press … and the next she's topless on a beach with a married man's hands all over her - come on Sienna, you know the paparazzi are going to be around. If she was serious about being taken seriously she would, well, not display herself so publicly like this.

I do have a huge amount of respect for Sienna's career - I think she chooses fantastic roles and I am genuinely excited to see how her career is going to progress. However, unfortunately her career is always going to take a back seat to the tabloid rubbish, and no matter how hard we try to avoid the gossip we just can't.

Therefore I am looking for someone to become a co-webmistress/master here at Sienna Online. You will be responsible for keeping not only the gallery, but also the news and all other content up-to-date. You need to have excellent sources, be willing to buy magazines to scan etc., have a similar 'work ethic' to me (ie must like original content etc!) and have time to update regularly/at least a few times each week. You must be able to keep up with everything in Sienna-world. To apply just send me an email. I'm aware I have asked for this a few times before and never actually got back to anyone - that is because no-one has fully fitted the bill.

If I do not find someone suitable soon, then I'm sad to say that Sienna Online will be closing. I am reluctant to close because of the work that has gone into this site over the years, the fact that we have been here since Sienna's career first took off, and because we are the only website with complete, in depth content. However, I'm at a point now where I would close the site if I can't find someone to run it properly, like it deserves.

Brills!!!!!

Will Sluttyiena cry to mommy and make her apply to keep the site alive?

[Image via Mr. Paprazzi.]

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Jude Law's ex-wife, Sadie Frost, has actually spoken out to defend her former rival, Sluttyiena Miller!

In regards to the shiz Slutty's received for her homewrecking relationship with Balthazar Getty, Frost said:

"She's young. She's a free spirit. She has been really unfairly treated. Whatever she does in her personal life, that is between her and the other person. It isn't for the media to persuade the public that she is a bad person."

We don't see it that way at all!

We think that people are just bringing attention to her slutty ways!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Sluttyienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are looking to shack up in a very expensive way!

The UK's Daily Mirror reports that the shameful duo were just spotted checking out a luxe $22 million mansion in Malibu's 'ultra-exclusive' Trancas Canyon.

Apparently, Leo Di Caprio is also in the hood.

A source reports:

"They came in together, and were very touchy-feely. There was a lot of hand-holding.There is a saltwater infinity pool and an open-air shower. Sienna loved that."

A $22 million mansion for Sluttyiena?

Please!

The only home worthy of Slutty is a brothel!

Douchebag Getty supposedly peeped out a $12 million property in Malibu's Broad Beach area before looking at the $22 million canyon mansion, but told friends it wasn't remote enough.

He reportedly wants more privacy for himself and Slutty because rumor is that his soon to be ex-wife, Rosetta, is going to sell her side of the story.

Hello?! If you want privacy get out of the LA-area!!!

We can't wait for Rosetta to reveal how much of a lying douche bag Getty is!

Hope she gets lots of money for selling him out AND in the divorce proceedings!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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