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After Time Warner Cable Goes Out For ONE Hour During The Super Bowl, Company Gives Their SoCal Customers The Lamest Apology Ever!

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Angry Time Warner Cable customers are still angry today after demanding that TWC pay up for going down for an HOUR during the Super Bowl in Southern California!

Refund? HA. Time Warner Cable has never done anything that would actually COST them money. Instead, the company announced that all L.A.-area customers would automatically receive a gift of 'appreciation' following the blackout — a free

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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Miss Piggy Responds To Her Absence In Toyota Highlander's Super Bowl Ad With The Muppets! Watch This HIGHlarious Diva HERE!

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We were wocka wocka wocking at the Muppets in Toyota's HIGHlarious ad for the Highlander, but we knew someone of great import impork was left out!

In this new retaliatory ad, Missy Piggy responds to being left out of the big Super Bowl ad with Terry Crews. You do NOT mess with this pig, Toyota!

Maybe this was a game time decision by Kermit to leave her on the bench…who knows? Maybe Terry and Piggy have a romantic past?

While you ponder human-pig relations, ch-ch-check out this diva throwing shade (above)!!!

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The Top Five Commercials Of Super Bowl XLVIII!

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Anyone who suffered through the blowout that was Super Bowl XLVIII knows there wasn't really too much to get excited about!

Luckily, for those of us who found the game to be a total snoozer, the commercials more than lived up to the always high expectations!

But the real question is, what were the best Super Bowl commercials?? Well here's out list of our top 5 ads of the evening, starting with one that will definitely tug at your heart strings:

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Tom Brady Spends The Super Bowl NOT Watching Football With Son Benjamin!

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Sore loser much?

If Tom Brady isn’t in the Super Bowl, then he really doesn’t care who wins. Nevermind that it’s the biggest event in all of sports! Ha!

But luckily the quarterback had his four-year-old son Benjamin there to cheer him up, as they meandered around Beverly Hills on Sunday.

And at least it was MUCH warmer than it was in New Jersey!

Even though Sunday could have been a sadish day for him, Mr. Brady was all smiles with his little guy.

Football is fantastic, but it's not more important than family!

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