YES! YES! YEEEEES!
Flashbacks, and seXXX and EXPLOSIONS!!!
OMG, this season of True Blood may be its best yet!
King Vampire Bill and seksi Vampire Alexander Skarsgard Eric are gonna force Sookie to help them Russell Edgington and "The Authoritah!"
Here's the highlights from the trailer: Sam is fighting with a crossbow (Hunger Games much?); like the T-Mobil girl, Sookie gave herself a leather make-over; Jessica is getting worse; and Christopher Meloni is gonna be a total badass!
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TEAM ERIC ALL THE WAY!!!
But that's just for Sookie's sake… we still LOVE seein' the rest of these seksi men waltz around Bon Temps!!!
And in ONE month we'll be able to see err'body roun' dem parts — old and new (heyyy Christopher Meloni)!! ECSTASY!!!
Thank goodness HBO keeps throwing out media swag like these new posters, or we would just DIE of anticipation. LOL!!
Feast UR eyes on these magically photoshopped miracles of joy (below)!!
OH MAH GOODNESS, we just placed our lips on a beacon of the sweetest True Blood ambrosia!!
We’ve been in an agonizing state over season four’s elusive ending… Tara’s been shot in the head, HOW can she survive?? Russell Edgington’s vampire corpse has been unearthed, and the Authority is sure to be fang-urious!
And will Sookie become more in tune with her fairy powers?
So many questions, barely any answers… until now!
If you care to sink your teeth into some Season Five plot points from its first three episodes, then bury your fangs deep, down below …AFTER THE JUMP!
MMM!!!
Smolder straight through our quivering exterior, Mr. Wolfman!
Alcide Joe Manganiello nestles in between some lucky ladies thighs on the cover of the May/June issue of Essential Homme.
Within the mag’s pages, Joe dishes on Magic Mike madness and maintaining a werewolf physique, beyond the moonlight:
[Image via Essential Homme.]
WHO is THAT gurl!?!
We knew our beloved Alexander Skarsgard was kissing someone new in the trailer, but we couldn't get a good look at her face. Nobody could… it's all the Truebies are talking about, LOL!!
We've read some theories that this particular new gurl is actually Eric's sister, but… we don't remember anything about that in his flashbacks!
ANYWAY, we didn't think it was possible, but True Blood has us even MORE excited about Season 5 with these brand new pics (below)!!!
Gah, we can't wait to see Christopher Meloni as a vampire!! We bet Mariska Hargitay really misses that fox of man, LOL!!
[Image via HBO.]
And Pam on True Blood just smiled a little…
Anna Paquin, the spunky blonde who recently married vampire Beehl her HBO co-star Stephen Moyer, has something to say about being bisexual!
She's heard A LOT of theories on the "fiction" of bisexuality: that people just make it up, people are too lazy or too scared to fully come out of the closet, it's not real, etc..
But as someone who announced her own bisexuality in a 2010 Give A Damn PSA, she says:
[Image via Jody Cortes/WENN.]
OoOoHh but we're crying because it's not June yet!
That's when True Blood will finally come back to us. But this teaser poster for Season 5 (above) is literally teasing us.
Until June 10, it's not back just yet!!
Srsly HBO, you have GOT to give us more than twelve episodes a season!
Alexander Skarsgard is our V Juice!!! He fills us with an overwhelming sense of euphoria and understanding of life.
Everything is better when he's on our TV… LOLz!!!
P.S! Is that the new female vampire?? Inneresting…..
