Is there some secret competition we don't know about to throw the worst Chuck E. Cheese birthday party of all time?
And if so, can we just declare these families the winners and tell everyone else to stop playing?
A simple exchange of harsh words in the restroom ended with a brawl of an estimated 18 men from two different parties beating each other senseless, even trampling a grandmother.
Is it just us, or should Chuck E. Cheese be a place where a kid could be a kid — WITHOUT violence!?!?!? Sheesh!!
Connecticut woman, Tawana Bourne was arrested on Monday night after she allegedly pulled out a "brandished a .380 semiautomatic handgun and chambered a round" while she was in a heated argument with a woman at CEC.
Deborah Farley was charged with criminal possession of a weapon and endangering the welfare of a child along with several other weapons-related charges after she placed a handgun, ammunition, and a flare gun in her child's backpack and forgot to take 'em out!
After her son had already left for school Deborah soon realized her error and zipped off to the school to retrieve her son's book bag.
She signed her son out of class on the pretext that he had a dentist appointment, but then her son told her he had already discovered the gun and had given it to one of his friends!!!
A seven-year-old arrived at school today with a handgun in his school bag.
The handgun was a .22-caliber and was discovered by a NYPD school safety agent after the boy arrived for class at 8 am at Wave Preparatory Elementary School in Far Rockaway.
Police are still investigating why the student was toting a gun in his bag. No arrests have been made.
We hope the police are able to find out why such a young student was carrying a gun, and a gun was even made accessible to him!
A six-year-old boy has been suspended by the school he attends for making a "gun gesture" at another student in his gym class.
The parents have hired a lawyer to get the incident off the boy's permanent record. Yes there are apparently such things as permanent records for six-years-old.
A 17-year-old teen in Indiana was given a stun gun by his mother to bring to school for protection against the constant bullying he faces because he is an open homosexual.
Darnell "Dynasty" Young was subsequently suspended from school when he threatened one of his bullies with the taser gun although he did not actually use the weapon.
We firmly believe that an eye for an eye makes the world blind, and that it is never the right answer to fight violence with violence.
However, here is the less-than-sympathetic statement from the school's principal which says:
