This is CRAY!
On Monday James Franco published a seemingly autobiographical yet completely surreal Vice column, and the numerous revelations it contained will have your jaw dropping all the way to the floor!
Remember in April when the Spring Breakers stud went on Howard Stern and swore he had only made out with Lindsay Lohan??
Well, according to his new quasi-decipherable testimony, she was thirsty for much, much more! She wanted the whole nine
According to his essay, it all happened sometime before he hosted the 2011 Oscars. James camped out at a fancy Hollywood hotel for about 9 months while his mansion underwent extensive renovations and everything went nutty when Lindz somehow acquired his room key from the manager.
He alleges that she used it to routinely barge into his room unannounced, in the middle of the night, and CRAVING SEX!!!
So, did she ever find it??
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