We previously mentioned that Russell said he would love to eat food off of Beckham's "godly" body.
Now Russell has even more of a man crush on Becks for helping him out with his chronic back pains.
Brand has apparently been suffering back pain while standing for some time now, which is a real issue if your job is "stand up" comedian!
So Becks lent him his personal masseuse to help Brand out… and it apparently cured him of his back pain!
A friend of Russell's said: