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James Franco Swears Lindsay Lohan LIED About Her List Of Sexploits! He Says He Never Fully Loaded LiLo's Herbie At All!!

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Well, somebody's fibbin'!

Remember when Lindsay Lohan unleashed her list of alleged sexual conquests? She named a slew of A-list actors and performers and told everyone she had banged them.

And most of those big name stars have chosen to stay mum about their involvement in, well, her vagina… until now!

While giving an interview about his new book of poetry, Directing Herbert White, James Franco took a minute to set that record straight.

In fact, when asked about a few of his celebrity-centric poems, including ones that mentioned Lindz, the 35-year-old artist used the opportunity to debunk her sex "lies"!

James confessed:

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Vintage Kanye West! Yeezy Has A Self Conscious Heart Of NSFW Poetry!!

Oh Yeezy, tears to our eyes!

Before he was confident enough to call a boycott on Louis Vuitton, only to be caught with their luggage shortly after, Kanye West was waxing philosophically on Def Jam Poetry nights.

In 2004, the one and only Mos Def introduced Ye by declaring, "from Chicago, Illinois, please give it up for the future of hip hop, Kanye West!"

Oh Mos… if only you knew how true those words were, LOLz!!

Treat yourself and check out vintage Yeezy (above)!!!

Then CLICK HERE to read how he compares himself to Walt Disney!

Oh how far we've come!

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Mila Kunis, James Franco, & Jessica Chastain Are Hot & Sticky In Tar! See The Video HERE!

Imagine if Zero Dark Thirty ran into Oz the Great and Powerful at Chili's happy hour.

They sip on margaritas, rehash a few exaggerated stories from the old neighborhood, and munch on some bottomless chips & salsa together. Half an hour later, a buzz sets in. Zero opens up about a middle school crush and Oz immediately orders two shots of Patron. Fast forward a few hours and Zero's staring up at the ceiling of Oz's unimpressive studio, pinned down to the bed by the weight of his heavy arm, wondering how it all went so wrong.

Nine months later Zero gives birth to a cute, screaming bundle of joy!!

If that happened, we imagine the baby would look like Tar!

Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above)!

The flick, based upon CK Williams' series of Pulitzer Prize-winning poems, combines Daddy's rock-solid strengths (James Franco, Zach Braff, & Mila Kunis) with Mommy's delightful red hair (Jessica Chastain)!

We aren't sure how well an anthology of poems will translate onto the big screen, but the cast is stellar and we're willing to give it a shot!

Tar opens all across the U.S. on December 1st.

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The Sesame Street Sons Of Anarchy Parody You Never Knew You Needed!

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This has been a PERFECT week for parodies so far — what with that Breaking Bad musical those middle schoolers put on!

Now, we've gotten one that's right on par: Sesame Street has done a spot-on re-imagining of the Sons of Anarchy, and they call it the Sons of Poetry! Perrrrfection!

What's hilarious is that the video (below) is fun for kids, but we're willing to bet they have no idea what it's parodying! That info is just for the parents watching! It's nice to throw the adults a bone once in a while!

So clever!

Ch-ch-check it out!

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J.K. Rowling Has Some Explaining To Do About Her Chinese Character!

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Rachel Rostad is pretty badass at slam poetry, so we'll get that out of the way first and foremost!

Secondly, she makes some VERY good points in an open letter/poem to J.K. Rowling about the ONLY Chinese character in Harry Potter — and namely how her name doesn't make very much sense!

In a book that has completely made up worlds, creatures, characters, words, and EVERYTHING beautiful about the series, we never realized how kinda messed up it is to name the only Chinese character Cho Chang! Why? Because it's is a combination of two Korean last names!

You know, kinda like finding a Frenchmen named 'García Sánchez!'

At least that's the example that Rachel gives in rousing few minutes worth everybody's time (above)!

What say you, J.K.?? What say you, fans??

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James Franco Celebrates Presidential Inauguration With A Poem!

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A President by any other name would NOT smell as sweet!!

Many across this fine nation of ours are super souped that Barack Obama is staying in office for four more years, including actor/director/musician/everything ever James Franco!

Thus the Spring Breakers star decided to pen a poem called Obama in Asheville.

How lovely that James wanted to share his thoughts about Obama's inauguration through creative means!

Read James' ode to Obama …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Kristen Stewart Pens Precious Poetry For Prince Pattinson

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Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Thine eyes doth steal from the sun!

Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Yes — Kristen Stewart has apparently written poetry for beloved Robert Pattinson.

Word has it that poetry is something he's always wanted from KStew. She just never got around to it pre-cheating. Oops!

But now that she can gain something from it (his love and trust), sources say she's becoming Shakespeare for ole Robberz, explaining:

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