Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump Respond To Reopened Email Investigation — And It's All Because Of Anthony Weiner's D*ck!
Keep it in your pants, Weiner!
But in a twist we were certainly NOT expecting, it's Anthony Weiner's d*ck that seems to have screwed over a Democratic woman once again!
Apparently Weiner, the husband of Hill's top aide Huma Abedin, has found himself in yet another political scandal after new Clinton emails were discovered — when the Bureau was looking into his cell phone in the completely unrelated case of his alleged sexting with a 15-year-old.
Unfortunately for Hillary, while FBI Director James Comey admitted the new emails could potentially be nothing… even saying the word "email" is enough to rile up Donald Trump supporters.
Especially with just 11 days to go before the election!
With that said, HRC isn't about to lose to just any ol' orange anus… so her team issued an official statement Friday afternoon, saying: