Completely Gratuitous

Scrumptious!
Jake Gyllenhaal must have gotten the memo about his shared descent with Queen Elizabeth II cuz he is lookin’ royally scruffy these days!!
Seriously. He might be the only person who can rock a beard like that and still look like a polished prince! Ha!
MmmMmmMmm!!! The audience at the Late Show with David Letterman Monday were a bundle of lucky bitches!!
Just check out these pics of him (below)!! He’s a tasty, tailored robot of love!!
Oh and FYI — most people now believe he’s the subject of Taylor Swift‘s We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Just in case U didn’t know…
[Image via Ramey Pix.]