It looks like former MLB great, Lenny Dykstra, is having all sorts of legal problems right now.
We reported on Monday that the baseball star attempted to “seduce” a potential housekeeper he found on Craigslist, which later led to a sexual harassment complaint, but NOW we’re hearing he was arrested earlier this month for allegedly embezzling more than $400,000!
Dykstra filed for bankruptcy in 2009, but then committed a federal crime by embezzling money from his bankrupt estate.
He was arrested and held on $150,000 bail for nearly a week, but luckily Lenny knows a warlock named Charlie Sheen who magically bailed him out!
Charlie fronted 15% of the bail, totaling $22,500, to get his friend out, explaining his actions with:
“The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he’s a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock.”
O…kay? Ha! Well, we hope Lenny appreciates Charlie’s generous act, although we wish Charlie would do more generous acts for his family, like, get a psych eval! LOLz!
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