Drug Smuggling Pigeon Arrested Outside Colombian Prison Walls

OMG! This is ridiculous!
Colombian Police officials have arrested a pigeon after being caught trying to fly over the wall of Bucaramanga prison with 1.6 ounces of marijuana strapped to its back.
A police commander called it “a new case of criminal ingenuity.”
We wouldn’t call it new since Pigeons have been used to transport messages for over 2000 years, but rather, retro.
We hope to hear about criminals leaving a giant Trojan horse outside the walls of the prison, only to be filled to the brim with illegal drugs, next.