Cat Mails Bird To New Zealand Cat Hater!

Awwww….what a cute and sinister helpful kitty!
Colonel is a cat who doesn’t like the fact New Zealand businessman Gareth Morgan is trying to get the country to ban cats.
So….this kitty is going to do his part to help the Kiwi cats!
Morgan claims that the large cat population has thrown many native bird species in extinction.
So…Colonel decides to mail a bird to Gareth Morgan’s house!!!!!
Clever cat, right????
While we’re not sure if a bird can survive a flight across the Pacific (or that was even a real bird), Colonel definitely has the right idea.
Maybe a certain Chicago alderman could mail his pigeon problem to New Zealand…instead of killing them.
Wishful thinking perhaps….