Bill Clinton Did NOT Have Sexual Relations With That Woman! Secret Affair With Liz Hurley Proven To Be Bogus! So Why Did Tom Sizemore Lie?!

OMG! We can’t believe that shocking story about Bill Clinton boning Elizabeth Hurley in the White House turned out to be false!!!
…said no one, anywhere.
The reports out yesterday detailing a salacious sex romp between the former U.S. Prez and Liz read like a page out of Penthouse Forum!
But as oh-so juicy as the gossip was, it turns out not one word of it was true!
This all started after secret recordings were uncovered of Tom Sizemore graphically explaining a year-long affair Clinton had with Hurley. According to Sizemore, he put the Commander-in-Chief in touch with his ex Elizabeth which lead to a no strings attached, f-buds relationship!
But now Tom is saying he made it all up!
On Wednesday night, he issued an apology to his former girlfriend, saying:

“I├óΓé¼Γäód like to apologize to her for any hurt or BS I caused [Liz] or the Clintons or anybody else i may have mentioned.├óΓé¼┬¥

Why, Tom, why?!? Why would you do something like this??
The answer is pretty simple and not at ALL surprising.
Drugs.
Sizemore came clean about how his addictions played a major part in him creating this political sex scandal fiction, explaining:

“I├óΓé¼Γäóm not denying that I said these things. I don├óΓé¼Γäót remember saying them. They├óΓé¼Γäóre the rantings of a guy and it├óΓé¼Γäós been well-chronicled, who had a very severe drug problem. They were the rantings of a drug addicted actor.├óΓé¼┬¥

Not only is the romance between Clinton and Hurley a fabrication, Tom also confessed to making up meeting the president at all! Sizemore said:

“No, it├óΓé¼Γäós not true. I was never at the White House and I never met Bill Clinton. I├óΓé¼Γäóve never been to the White House and met our president, any president.├óΓé¼┬¥

Yeah, and we’re pretty sure you never will!
The good news out of all of this is that Tom is supposedly clean and sober now.
We hope you can STAY sober, Mr. Sizemore! And don’t even think about creating a scintillating story about Jennifer Lawrence hooking up with Barack Obama because no one will buy it!
…Orrrrr would we?
LoLz!
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