Anyone with eyeballs and a set of genitals will tell you it’s a scientific fact that Zac Efron should just NEVER wear a shirt. Like, ever!!
But it’s not just because we love to gaze and his incredible six-pack and pecs (although we do LOVE those things)!
Zac ACTUALLY becomes a better, more efficient human being when he’s shirtless!
Don’t believe us?? Check out the photographic evidence of all of the things Zac couldn’t pull off with a pesky shirt holding him back!
Playing Basketball
Let’s just say in a matchup between shirts and skins, we’re hoping Zac is ALWAYS on team skins!
Skateboarding
Shortly after snapping this pic, Zac did a sweet ollie to fakie 180 nosegrind! That’s a real thing, right?
Scratching That Itch
Even Zac knows that a shirt is best used as a handkerchief! Let those abs breathe, buddy!
Getting To Those Hard-To-Reach Places
Seriously, Zac would have never been able to pull off this epic crotch grab/scratch/re-adjust if he had a dumb shirt in the way!
Embarrassing Friends
Standing next to a shirtless Zac Efron is like trying to do a duet with Beyonce. There’s just no way you’re going to be able to live up to that.
Embarrassing Costars
Who cares that Robert De Niro has 2 more Oscars than Zac when he has abs like that???
Whatever This Is
Seriously, we have no idea what’s going on here! But we do know that we like it!
Zac, just do the whole world a favor and burn all of your shirts. K thanks bye!!!
[Images via Bauer Griffin Online/Pacific Coast News Online/Twitter.]
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