The Boss's Guide To Making Amends With Scorned Wives

Hmm. This isn’t exactly how we’d respond if we had just heard our husband was sticking it in another lady!

Sources claim that only hours after Bruce Springsteen‘s alleged affair to a New Jersey housewife became public, he was spotted getting DRUNK and going shopping with his wife Patti Scialfa in Palm Beach!!

A store clerk claims:

“They’re the cutest couple ever, doesn’t matter what the papers say. He adores her. They’re always together. They were feeling no pain! Bruce spent a lot of money but I can’t tell how much.”

HA. This lady’s got the right idea!

Nothing soothes the betrayal of a heart like a couple of cocktails and a major dent in your husband’s wallet, right, Patti?

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