Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, Bill Murray Is Crashing Your Party!

Good news, party aficionados!

Have you thrown a totally sweet house party and thought, "this is totally sweet, but wouldn't it be sweeter if Bill Murray were here?"

Now Bill is embarking on a truly great American tour, crashing parties in every city he passes!

Rent a karaoke machine, buy enough booze to tranquilize a rhino, and make a cool sign that says "BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE!"

That's it! That's all you need to have a shot at throwing an historically epic par-tay!

There's even a 24-hour Bill Murray Party Crashing Tour Hotline — (785) 273-0325, in case you were wondering — to answer any questions!

So paint your signs, Seattle! Grab your party hats, Miami!

And take some pics of the madness!

Turns out, this was a joke! Waaah! We WISH it were true though!!!

[Image via WENN.]