Carly Rae Jepsen Blows First Pitch Spectacularly!

We want to give Carly Rae Jepsen the benefit of the doubt, here. Maybe there was a gust of wind, or a sudden back spasm or something?? We REFUSE to believe a pitch this terrible did not have an outside influence making it terrible!

We mean… come on! LOLz!

You gotta check out the video (above) of Carly Rae giving it her best (maybe), and how the commentators handle it! Tooooo funny!

At least she went out there and did it — we have mad respect for people who swallow the potential embarrassment just for the experience! Plus, she’s just a sweetheart anyway!

Still, what in the world happened here?? Ha!