Charlie Sheen Would Have Bought The Dodgers Too

Charlie Sheen wants everyone to know that if he totally had the kind of money that would buy the Dodgers, like Magic Johnson did, he would have also bought the Dodgers.
But, he doesn’t, so he didn’t.
LOLz!
A source caught up with Charlie to ask him why he hasn’t purchased a team yet, and he responded with:

“I didn’t have any money at the time.”

Bulllllllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiizz!
Though, it’s probably true he doesn’t have enough to buy a team — we’re just sure he does have money in general.
It’s funny that that’s his only reason for not doing it. You know, because there isn’t a better way to spend $2 billion.
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