Ahh, the rumored memorabilia gift basket…
Derek Jeter has been one of the most elegantly successful bachelors on the planet (until he met Hannah Davis and fell madly in love). And when we say elegant, we mean it!
After banging chicks all night long, Jeets would call them a car, which would have a gift basket of memorabilia in it, like signed baseballs.
[ Related: Derek Jeter Goofs Up On Booty Call: Forgets He ALREADY Hooked Up With Her ]
Well, a woman claims that she has one of these elusive ‘Thanks For Letting Me Penetrate You’ baskets, and it’s now up for sale on Craigslist, for $1,950. Or, at least it was until someone took it down.
The listing said:
“It’s common knowledge that women get a basket full of gifts as a thank you for making love to Derek Jeter but I’ve never seen these baskets available as a collectable. I’m ready to part with mine. Derek was giving and generous and I’ve charished this basket for more than a decade. After I removed all the luxury items it’s been used to hold towels and fresh rolls of toilet paper.
This item is sold as is where is. I don’t have a c.o.a. but can describe every inch of Derek as a way of proof if needed.”
Looks pretty fancy to us! But is it as fancy as every inch of Derek Jeter? Don’t be silly. Nothing could be that fancy!
Do U think this is legit??
[Image via Craigslist and WENN.]
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