Last week on Howard Stern, dim wit Brooke Hogan wowed us with her idiocy.
Her imbecilic proclamation that she didn’t know who the U.S. Vice President is and assertion that her boobs are real were the only things we really took notice of.
However, her momma, Linda the Cougar, paid close attention to Brooke’s Howard sitdown and her PR team revealed exclusively to PerezHilton.com her take on daughter Brooke’s Stern rant.
Here’s a few of the ‘hypocritical accusations’ Brooke spewed on Howard, according to the Cougar’s people:
– Hulk’s girlfriend doesn’t really look like her.
– “Age doesn’t really matter when it comes to dating” on roommate’s dating of older men”.
– Hulk is a monogamous creature (excluding her best friend, Kate Kennedy and the road crew)
– That her boobs were real (they aren’t).
– I’m a very honest person
Cougar Hogan’s people want y’all to see that honesty and truthfulness aren’t too high on Brooke’s priority list and issued the following statement:
“The only thing that was honest and correct in Brooke’s (via Hulk Hogan) disparaging remarks are that Linda’s boobs aren’t real. Linda is going to do what she has done in the past, which is to focus working through the aftermath of the tragic accident of John Graziano, (that happened while son Nick was under Hulk’s care.) Hulk’s $80,000 a month PR campaign is more aimed at smearing Linda than clearing his own name. Brooke is simply his latest pawn. Linda will always be there for Brooke.”
They’re all crazy!
Love them!
[Hulk and Linda images via WENN. Brooke image via Getty Images.]
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