Ew.
Florida residents only have a few more days before that “special time” with your neighbor’s dog becomes illegal.
It’s up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality. (Yeah, how is this not a law already?)
The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich.
Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys.
The bill would make “such acts” a first-degree misdemeanor.
All the nasty sickos that can’t handle the new law can always move to Arizona, where it’s perfectly within the law.
You can also go f*ck yourself.
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