John Mayer Is Into Sodomy (No Surprise There!)

We take it John Mayer doesn’t really enjoy being interviewed, but we do know he enjoys sodomy!!!
Last night, a reporter caught up with John at a party he was hosting at the Armani store. After kindly telling the reporter ” I love you, you’re beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth” when talking about Obama’s Nobel win, the conversation took an even stranger tone when the reporter asked about his new album:

“Why don’t you tell me about your new album? You’ve been in the studio for a while.
I have a record coming out November 17.
Any particular theme or inspiration behind this one that makes it different from previous albums?
Look what we’re doing right now! We’re connecting right now! This is great! Yeah, it’s going to be quite melodically bright, but the themes are all about heartbreak.
How is that different? Haven’t you written a lot about heartbreak?
I think most artists do, but this is really breaking into the theme of it as a concept.
Is there hope behind the heartbreak?
The melody is the hope. The lyrics are the heartbreak, the melody is the hope. If you have the lyrics being the heartbreak and the music as the heartbreak, your editor made you ask stupid fucking questions! You’re standing in front of me acting as if these questions are fair, but now we’re talking about something real. So there was stuff I wanted to put on the record that just didn’t fit the concept. So the next record will have that concept.
What concept?
More political things, worldly things.
Such as?
Nothing rhymed with public option.
You don’t always have to rhyme, though.
I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor.”