Jon Gosselin Wants To Taint CBS

We knew Jon Gosselin couldn’t stay away from TV for too long. The camera hog is looking to be on celebrity editions of The Amazing Race or Survivor.
Jon can’t even survive a marriage and 8 kids, what makes him think he could survive in the wild? And he doesn’t exactly have the physique for running from country to country.
A source close to the situation (we’re guessing Jon himself or Michael Lohan) reveals “Jon is planning to fly to Los Angeles in late November for a meeting about appearing on one of the shows. Nothing is a done deal yet. This is in the very early stages.”
The network has made no comment.
Why can’t they put both Jon and Michael on a deserted island, pretend they’re filming them and just leave them there. Forever. We like that idea A LOT better.
But if for some reason the TV god’s decide to punish the world, we’re sure Jon can get some tips from Homewrecking Hailey on how to survive getting attacked by a tree.
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